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I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 4:27pm

"A YouTube video surfaced yesterday that claimed to show unknown creatures in a North Carolina sewer. The video was shot by sewer inspectors on April 27th near Raleigh. It appears to show at least two blob-like creatures moving in cracks in the pipe.

The unknown creatures appear to undulate and then contract towards the middle. There is no discernible head or appendages visible.
Several UFO website claim that the origin of the unknown creatures is alien and that the video is proof that we are already being visited by life forms from other worlds. Some sites are suggesting that we all need to prepare for the coming invasion."

DO NOT look at the video- it's scarier than the Angry Red Vulva. really.
Associate Press coverage of unknown creature

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 4:29pm

That didn't scare you?

"A single colony consisting of billions of Argentine ants, originally natives of South America, have spread onto every continent save Antarctica."
I am NOT making this up!

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 4:31pm

Is there a video link somewhere? I don't see it.

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 4:31pm

I echo the words of newscaster Kent Brockman:

Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 4:33pm

Cats, I am warning you DO NOT WATCH IT.
REALLY DO NOT CLICK THIS

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 5:07pm

Well, these film students are getting noticed, at least. It sure beats hanging out on theatre message boards making false claims of abusing your sister to get attention.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquer

Posted: 7/1/09 at 5:41pm

Wow, that looks like a sex ed film I saw once!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 5:43pm

We are definitely doomed to be eaten alive. Don't forget to watch MONSTERS INSIDE ME. Premieres tonight on Animal Planet at 9PM.

Eat Me

Updated On: 7/1/09 at 05:43 PM

re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 8:08pm

My favorite random factoid: the weight of all the ants on the planet is greater than the weight of all the humans on the planet.

Think about that for a while....

Sarcasm is an allergic reaction to stupid people.

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re: I don't want to panic anyone, but we are certainly doomed to be conquered and eaten

Posted: 7/1/09 at 8:51pm

What the hell is that thing and why is it pulsing?!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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Posted: 7/1/09 at 9:06pm

So... what's the answer to the, "What Is It?" question?!

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Posted: 7/1/09 at 9:17pm

That looks like it could be used for a second remake of "The Blob."

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