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#1

I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:27pm

I just thought I would finally come out and tell all my friends that I am straight. For years I tried to convince myself that I was a lesbian. I can't live this lie anymore. There, I said it!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#3

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:29pm

YENTA! WHY DO YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS!
"Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time! They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the luckiest people in...the world." --Spamalot
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.
#4

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:30pm

Marlene, it was a tough decision to make. I always thought that because I have short hair, wear sensible shoes and like Broadway that I was a lesbian.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#7

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:57pm

We should make a soap opera starring Yenta and Dolly.
"Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time! They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the luckiest people in...the world." --Spamalot
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.
#8

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:13pm

pendleton shirts.....I'm shocked, shocked and not surprised.....I mean you never wore workboots OR flannel
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#9

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/1/06 at 2:00am

Where were you when I had the Bat Mitzvah question? Why should I care now is what I want to know?
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown
#10

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/1/06 at 4:14am

Damn! Elphaba stole what I was going to say, but I will anyway:

I'm shocked! (But not surprised.)
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#11

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/1/06 at 8:37am

As I am determined to contact my Broadway Brothers and Sisters I thought I would stick my nose in where it isnt welcome and say good for you for what ever the heck it is your going on about. Please be kind to me as I am desperate for friends having made enemies of the entire United Kingdom by singing Sondheim on a loop-thats all really-be nice- and if you cant be nice be funny
( I am bored at work)
#13

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/1/06 at 8:53am

Who cares? (Ok, just kidding)
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-
#14

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 3:30pm

"We should make a soap opera starring Yenta and Dolly"

Did anyone else think of Streisand?
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
#15

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 5:56pm

I tried to think of something witty to say, but I cannot.

All I can say is that if that's all it took to be a lesbian, I'd certainly be one.

And every one of you have brightened my day. =]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
#16

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:00pm

I'm Catholic, not practising because I agree with Yenta that it's all a bit crap. Catholcism, that is. And my sexuality is a bit of a mystery...
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#18

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:06pm

Maybe we should write a sitcom about straight Jewish Broadway lovers who share an apartment with a gay catholic friend. Think of the hilarious possibilities!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#20

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:12pm

That's what i started thinking. but then I said, all we have to do is not put a ridiculous ending onto it and it'll be better.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#21

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:16pm

I didn't think the ending was ridiculous. Will & Grace didn't stay together as most people would've guessed, but fate DID bring them back together.

Though in one episode, Will & Jack fight over who knows more about Grace and Jack says she wants to name her daughter Lilly. The fact that her daughter was named Lilah (or something along those lines - but NOT Lilly) really annoys me. I'm quirky like that.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
#22

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:30pm

We'll put you on the writing team for our new SitCom and you can be in charge of making sure straight old Yenta names her kids what she says she will.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#23

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:37pm

Sweet.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
#24

re: I have a very important announcement to make.................

Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:39pm

BTW; you're not really paralysed after being hit by a light, are you? I presumed that was a joke on that life-changing thread.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

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