I have a very important announcement to make.................
I have a very important announcement to make.................
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#0I have a very important announcement to make.................
Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:27pmI just thought I would finally come out and tell all my friends that I am straight. For years I tried to convince myself that I was a lesbian. I can't live this lie anymore. There, I said it!
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:28pmI applaud your bold statement Yenta, especially among the BWW community.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:29pmYENTA! WHY DO YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS!
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:30pmMarlene, it was a tough decision to make. I always thought that because I have short hair, wear sensible shoes and like Broadway that I was a lesbian.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:31pmI just received a PM with evidence that not only are your straight, but you are actully married to Dollypop!!!!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:41pmOh please! I am not married to DollyPop. He is gay and even worse than that.........he's Catholic!
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:57pmWe should make a soap opera starring Yenta and Dolly.
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:13pmpendleton shirts.....I'm shocked, shocked and not surprised.....I mean you never wore workboots OR flannel
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Posted: 9/1/06 at 2:00amWhere were you when I had the Bat Mitzvah question? Why should I care now is what I want to know?
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Posted: 9/1/06 at 4:14am
Damn! Elphaba stole what I was going to say, but I will anyway:
I'm shocked! (But not surprised.)
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
JohnBoy3
Chorus Member Joined: 7/19/06
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Posted: 9/1/06 at 8:37am
As I am determined to contact my Broadway Brothers and Sisters I thought I would stick my nose in where it isnt welcome and say good for you for what ever the heck it is your going on about. Please be kind to me as I am desperate for friends having made enemies of the entire United Kingdom by singing Sondheim on a loop-thats all really-be nice- and if you cant be nice be funny
( I am bored at work)
JohnBoy3
Chorus Member Joined: 7/19/06
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Posted: 9/1/06 at 8:39amBy the way _ I am a gay Catholic who knows nothing about Broadway-teach me gently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/1/06 at 8:53amWho cares? (Ok, just kidding)
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 3:30pm
"We should make a soap opera starring Yenta and Dolly"
Did anyone else think of Streisand?
To Kill A Mockingbird
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 5:56pm
I tried to think of something witty to say, but I cannot.
All I can say is that if that's all it took to be a lesbian, I'd certainly be one.
And every one of you have brightened my day. =]
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
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And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
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"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
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vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:00pmI'm Catholic, not practising because I agree with Yenta that it's all a bit crap. Catholcism, that is. And my sexuality is a bit of a mystery...
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:04pm
I'm with Elphaba. Shocked, but not surprised.
Sorry Yenta, I guess you're now just another straight Jewish girl like me.
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:06pmMaybe we should write a sitcom about straight Jewish Broadway lovers who share an apartment with a gay catholic friend. Think of the hilarious possibilities!
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:10pmSounds like Will and Grace
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:12pmThat's what i started thinking. but then I said, all we have to do is not put a ridiculous ending onto it and it'll be better.
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:16pm
I didn't think the ending was ridiculous. Will & Grace didn't stay together as most people would've guessed, but fate DID bring them back together.
Though in one episode, Will & Jack fight over who knows more about Grace and Jack says she wants to name her daughter Lilly. The fact that her daughter was named Lilah (or something along those lines - but NOT Lilly) really annoys me. I'm quirky like that.
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:30pmWe'll put you on the writing team for our new SitCom and you can be in charge of making sure straight old Yenta names her kids what she says she will.
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:37pmSweet.
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 6:39pmBTW; you're not really paralysed after being hit by a light, are you? I presumed that was a joke on that life-changing thread.
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
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Posted: 9/2/06 at 11:02pm
WHAT THE HECK DID I START HERE?
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