Gee, look at her go. Emcee's on a roll. First she sticks her foot on my head and forces me to acknowledge that she was on the set of Rent and may very well know the opening sequence. THEN she tries to compare herself to Pringles. (Or was that me?) THEN she keeps rubbing in the fact that she's likethis with Anthony Rapp and that they were up late a few nights ago braiding friendship bracelets for each other and painted their toe nails while waiting for her new wallpaper of restraining orders to dry. And now she's all, "Look at me, I can afford to buy 3 copies of the same CD! I've seen Adam sing 'Tomorrow And The Sun' more than once!" Who the hell does she think she is?
PS. Give my compliments to Anthony about the pedicure he gave you. It really complemented my cheeks when I was pinned to the ground and you were telling me for the zillionth time that you're so in with this movie that you're practically directing, producing and starring in it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:53 PM
