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I just explained STD's to Liam. Anyone have Valium?

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re: I just explained STD's to Liam. Anyone have Valium?

*passes Valium and a pack of smokes*

Dare I ask how the topic came up?
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#4

re: I just explained STD's to Liam. Anyone have Valium?

Pity passed to Yenta, because I love her.

P.S. If you still have a copy of the conversation, I'd kill to read it.
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#7

re: I just explained STD's to Liam. Anyone have Valium?

You can only get an STD from a belly button piercing if you have unprotected sex while having the piercing done.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#17

re: I just explained STD's to Liam. Anyone have Valium?

Oh Yenta--you're like the jewish mother i always wished i'd had. Wait, i have one, and she's wonderful, and she would also explain STD's if i asked, but thank god i never asked or it would have scarred me for life. You've done a Mitzvah today! I have a joint, some stoli and an ativan for you.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

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