I just pooted near some opera star

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 12:33pm

I have no idea who she was, nor do I care. But she was acting like everybody cared about: a) her; b) her dead art form; c) her needs; and d) her.

So I let rip a HUGE s.b.d. right near her and walked on by.

Updated On: 9/25/05 at 12:33 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 12:39pm

I just hope it's the one I used to work for.

[DAME]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:01pm

good for you.

[absolutely fabulous]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:18pm

hahaha that's awsome!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:19pm

Shouldn't this go on the "banal things" thread? On second thought, probably not.

[etoile]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:27pm

You are a man of many talents.

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:28pm

I applaud you. *applauds*

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:29pm

In my mind, as I did it, I heard the hard rockin sounds of The Rolling Stones "Let it Rip!"

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:30pm

How did you know this person was an opera star if you had no idea who they were?

Updated On: 9/25/05 at 01:30 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 2:33pm

Many years ago there was a ceremony naming a portion of 66th Street "Leonard Bernstein Way". At the time I was friends with tenor Jerry Hadley and he gave me two tickets to the ceremony and the concert at
Alice Tully Hall. My mother expressed an interest in attending, so I invited her to join me. At that point my mother was getting on in her years and "losing it"

The concert was delightful and the audience was star-studded. During intermission I was chatting with Roberta Peters when my mother, who was standing beside me let go with a HUGE AND STINKY fart. I didn't know what else to say to Miss Peters other than, "I'm sorry".

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 2:36pm

See how passed gas can bring communities together?

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 6:06pm

"See how passed gas can bring communities together?"

I'll fart to that.

[Corine2]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 6:44pm

Pizza pizza.
There is the problem problem.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 7:54pm

Does pizza make Corine fart? Oh my!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 7:57pm

Opera stars fart too. Only they can cover it up with an impressive aria.

[DAME]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:02pm

Corine;
Pizza is not on weight watchers.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:11pm

...neither is Corine.

[DAME]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:13pm

your kidding.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:16pm

Nope, she's been scarfing down Ben and Jerry's like crazy...then washing it down with pear Ripple.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:22pm

When I was doing Grand Hotel in Seattle, our Madame PeePee told me that when she went to sing the last note of the opening number, she accidentally let out a looonnnng fart. The funny part is that she said we cut off before she did!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:24pm

You can eat anything on WW--you just have to count the points. WW pizzas are very doable, but real pizza can eat up your points. So can Ben & Jerry's, which I eat all the time--I just have to eat it little by little.

No comment on how all this affects my farts.

[Sporti2005]

Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:10am

i hope it was a soprano you farted near.

speaking as a soprano...I HATE SOPRANOS WITH SOPRANO ATTITUDES!!! if you can hit a high E and still keep your ego in check, i'm fine with you. otherwise, no way.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:16am

Oh yeah, this bizeeeyotch had attitude for miles. I was only too proud to cut a major slice of cheese so close to the nose she was looking down at everybody. The only thing worse than opera stars are their neurotic fans. "Oh no, the best Traviata was the Callas from..." brrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllthhhhhhhhhhhhhhht! Ahhhhhh! There's a chunky one for you, middlebrow loser!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:17am

Namo, I had gas all day, but only my wife and kids heard and felt the damage.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:19am

It's bad when it's our family. But SO pleasurable when it's people who actually thing their art form will live on after they're gone (it won't)!