I just pooted near some opera star
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#0I just pooted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 12:33pm
I have no idea who she was, nor do I care. But she was acting like everybody cared about: a) her; b) her dead art form; c) her needs; and d) her.
So I let rip a HUGE s.b.d. right near her and walked on by.
#1re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 12:39pmI just hope it's the one I used to work for.
#2re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:01pmgood for you.
#4re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:19pmShouldn't this go on the "banal things" thread? On second thought, probably not.
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etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#5re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:27pmYou are a man of many talents.
One Song Glory
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/12/05
#6re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:28pmI applaud you. *applauds*
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#7re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:29pmIn my mind, as I did it, I heard the hard rockin sounds of The Rolling Stones "Let it Rip!"
#8re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 1:30pm
How did you know this person was an opera star if you had no idea who they were?
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#9re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 2:33pm
Many years ago there was a ceremony naming a portion of 66th Street "Leonard Bernstein Way". At the time I was friends with tenor Jerry Hadley and he gave me two tickets to the ceremony and the concert at
Alice Tully Hall. My mother expressed an interest in attending, so I invited her to join me. At that point my mother was getting on in her years and "losing it"
The concert was delightful and the audience was star-studded. During intermission I was chatting with Roberta Peters when my mother, who was standing beside me let go with a HUGE AND STINKY fart. I didn't know what else to say to Miss Peters other than, "I'm sorry".
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#10re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 2:36pmSee how passed gas can bring communities together?
#11re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 6:06pm
"See how passed gas can bring communities together?"
I'll fart to that.
#12re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 6:44pm
Pizza pizza.
There is the problem problem.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#13re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 7:54pmDoes pizza make Corine fart? Oh my!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#14re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 7:57pmOpera stars fart too. Only they can cover it up with an impressive aria.
#15re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:02pm
Corine;
Pizza is not on weight watchers.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#16re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:11pm...neither is Corine.
#17re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:13pmyour kidding.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#18re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:16pmNope, she's been scarfing down Ben and Jerry's like crazy...then washing it down with pear Ripple.
#19re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:22pm
When I was doing Grand Hotel in Seattle, our Madame PeePee told me that when she went to sing the last note of the opening number, she accidentally let out a looonnnng fart. The funny part is that she said we cut off before she did!!
#20re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/24/05 at 8:24pm
You can eat anything on WW--you just have to count the points. WW pizzas are very doable, but real pizza can eat up your points. So can Ben & Jerry's, which I eat all the time--I just have to eat it little by little.
No comment on how all this affects my farts.
Sporti2005
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/04
#21re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:10am
i hope it was a soprano you farted near.
speaking as a soprano...I HATE SOPRANOS WITH SOPRANO ATTITUDES!!! if you can hit a high E and still keep your ego in check, i'm fine with you. otherwise, no way.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#22re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:16amOh yeah, this bizeeeyotch had attitude for miles. I was only too proud to cut a major slice of cheese so close to the nose she was looking down at everybody. The only thing worse than opera stars are their neurotic fans. "Oh no, the best Traviata was the Callas from..." brrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllthhhhhhhhhhhhhhht! Ahhhhhh! There's a chunky one for you, middlebrow loser!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#23re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:17amNamo, I had gas all day, but only my wife and kids heard and felt the damage.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#24re: I just farted near some opera star
Posted: 9/25/05 at 12:19amIt's bad when it's our family. But SO pleasurable when it's people who actually thing their art form will live on after they're gone (it won't)!
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