I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Harry)

#1

I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Harry)

Posted: 11/11/07 at 7:50pm

...because he and Chelsy have broken up.

I just thought you all should know that now you are speaking to a future princess.

If..I..I dunno, age a few years overnight, move to England, and put a spell on him. Which could happen.

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#2

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 7:52pm

congratulations

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#3

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 7:55pm

Bitch! He's MINE!

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#4

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 7:58pm

Are we invited?

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#5

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 8:01pm

Go for it!

#6

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 8:07pm

I laid claim on him YEARS ago. And I think I'm probably closest in age to him on this board. He was born 09/15/84 and I was born 10/25/84. So we're clearly a match.

You all can have the Heir. I want the Spare.

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#7

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 8:24pm

NO MINE!!

And yes. Anyone from BWW is invited to the pre-wedding luncheon with the Queen.

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I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.

#8

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 8:43pm

well let us know how it goes anna.

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#9

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 8:49pm

My nipples are going to be the only ones Harry licks.

(and for those not familiar with his sordid past, I'm not just talking about my nipple fetish, I'm referring to this: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0710_prince_harry_snorts_vodka.shtml )

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#10

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 8:55pm

Is this because of the size of his penis?

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#11

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 9:16pm

Wills is the only one for me.

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#12

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 9:17pm

Oh my ga. There will be NO discussing my husband's sexual characteristics, kay? Unless it's me speaking. You're all just jealous and I recognize that.

(Except for SM2. Get on that SM, and we'll be real family.)

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I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.

#13

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 9:19pm

You betcha I wanna get on THAT.

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#14

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 9:22pm

Yeah, yeah, Anna. I'll send him over when he wakes up.

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#15

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 9:45pm

Uh uh. What did we talk about? I'll mess you up. He will make a wonderful father to MY little princes and princesses. LIVE WITH IT.

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I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.

#16

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 10:09pm

We might not have children... but I'll make him call me daddy!

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My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#17

re: I know important things are going on, but...(I'm gonna marry Prince Har

Posted: 11/11/07 at 10:12pm

No.

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I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.