I like wieners
I like wieners
Joined: 12/31/69
#1I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:36pm
I bet some of you do too.
Updated On: 10/23/09 at 09:36 PM
#2re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:36pmWill the hate ever stop?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#2re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:36pm
But do you prefer your weiners fresh, or well-cured?
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Updated On: 10/23/09 at 09:36 PM
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#3re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:39pm
Obviously "weiners" is a thinly veiled euphemism for "onions".
Nothing gets by me.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 10/23/09 at 09:39 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:40pm
I suppose it started for me when I was a small child. One of the neighborhood kids showed me a huge wiener in his yard. He told me not to touch it but I had to. His dad saw me and yelled at me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:42pmDoes anyone know is it weiner or wiener? Spellcheck says WIE but there are like a million Google entries for weiner.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#6re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:42pmIs it possible NOT to like wieners. They are so big & plump. They just need to be in my mouth.
#7re: I like weiners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:43pmUm, I see a lot of misandry going on in this thread. Not to mention the objectification of those cute little wiener dogs and all. I'm going to have to PM the mods.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:47pm
I changed it to IE since that follows the rule "I before E".
I am lost in reverie thinking of seeing that big wiener and then the feel of it, so warm. I must have been only 6 or 7 but still remember reaching out and feeling it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:48pm
This is what it looked like. My neighbor's dad wrote "Oh I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Wiener!" so they brought the wienermobile by. It was on the local news and everything. I touched it.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#10re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 9:53pm
MISOGYNY! MISOGYNY!!!
I'M REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE MODS!!!
KFTC!!!!!
#11re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 10:06pm"Wiener" is the correct spelling. It comes from the term for a Viennese sausage. "Vienna" in German is "Wien". "Wein" means wine. A "Weiner" could be described as one who makes wine, though I'm sure Stockard and danmag are probably familiar with the lingo.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#12re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 10:14pmBe careful putting those wieners in your mouth, TheatreFan4. You never know where they've been.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
kate2
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kate2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
#16re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/23/09 at 11:55pm
what about Weinerville?
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-Kad
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/24/09 at 2:44pm
THANK YOU MATT! I thought about the Vienna/Weiner thing, which I why I originally said EI but spell check wouldn't stop yelling at me!
In any case, I'm not letting anything ruin my enjoyment of a good wiener- I prefer natural ones and I LOVE when there is that spurt of juice in my mouth.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#18re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/24/09 at 3:11pm
I always have at least two packages of Zackey Farms Franks in my fridge.
Can't live without them.
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TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#19re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/24/09 at 3:35pm
Diva, My fridge is always stocked with Nathan's.
AND I have a fair hotdog rolling cooker.
Updated On: 10/24/09 at 03:35 PM
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#21re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/24/09 at 3:41pmYou must ALL have Nathan's wieners. I command you! Go out now, find Nathan & suck his wiener!
#22re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/24/09 at 3:48pmNaw. I'm not into jobs on my birthday. Too much work.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#24re: I like wieners
Posted: 10/24/09 at 10:42pm
TheatreFan- Why are you always so horney? 
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
"Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."
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