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#1

I like wieners

I bet some of you do too.

Updated On: 10/23/09 at 09:36 PM

#2

re: I like weiners

Will the hate ever stop?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#3

re: I like weiners

But do you prefer your weiners fresh, or well-cured?

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Updated On: 10/23/09 at 09:36 PM

#4

re: I like weiners

Obviously "weiners" is a thinly veiled euphemism for "onions".

Nothing gets by me.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Updated On: 10/23/09 at 09:39 PM

#5

re: I like weiners

I suppose it started for me when I was a small child. One of the neighborhood kids showed me a huge wiener in his yard. He told me not to touch it but I had to. His dad saw me and yelled at me.

#6

re: I like weiners

Does anyone know is it weiner or wiener? Spellcheck says WIE but there are like a million Google entries for weiner.
#7

re: I like weiners

Is it possible NOT to like wieners. They are so big & plump. They just need to be in my mouth.
#8

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Um, I see a lot of misandry going on in this thread. Not to mention the objectification of those cute little wiener dogs and all. I'm going to have to PM the mods.
#9

re: I like wieners

I changed it to IE since that follows the rule "I before E".

I am lost in reverie thinking of seeing that big wiener and then the feel of it, so warm. I must have been only 6 or 7 but still remember reaching out and feeling it.
#10

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re: I like wieners

This is what it looked like. My neighbor's dad wrote "Oh I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Wiener!" so they brought the wienermobile by. It was on the local news and everything. I touched it.

#11

re: I like wieners

MISOGYNY! MISOGYNY!!!

I'M REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE MODS!!!
KFTC!!!!!
#12

re: I like wieners

"Wiener" is the correct spelling. It comes from the term for a Viennese sausage. "Vienna" in German is "Wien". "Wein" means wine. A "Weiner" could be described as one who makes wine, though I'm sure Stockard and danmag are probably familiar with the lingo.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#13

re: I like wieners

Be careful putting those wieners in your mouth, TheatreFan4. You never know where they've been.
#14

re: I like wieners

That is what a hose is for...
#15

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...the mods have been notified.
#17

re: I like wieners

what about Weinerville?

re: I like wieners
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#18

re: I like wieners

THANK YOU MATT! I thought about the Vienna/Weiner thing, which I why I originally said EI but spell check wouldn't stop yelling at me!

In any case, I'm not letting anything ruin my enjoyment of a good wiener- I prefer natural ones and I LOVE when there is that spurt of juice in my mouth.
#19

re: I like wieners

I always have at least two packages of Zackey Farms Franks in my fridge.

Can't live without them.
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#20

re: I like wieners

Diva, My fridge is always stocked with Nathan's.

AND I have a fair hotdog rolling cooker.

Updated On: 10/24/09 at 03:35 PM

#21

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Nathan? Is he our competition?
#22

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You must ALL have Nathan's wieners. I command you! Go out now, find Nathan & suck his wiener!
#23

re: I like wieners

Naw. I'm not into jobs on my birthday. Too much work.
#24

re: I like wieners

It's birthday?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATS!

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#25

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TheatreFan- Why are you always so horney? re: I like wieners
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&. "Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."

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