I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

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I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:31am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOR8WRuZRJE

This is probably completely staged but it's so f***in' funny.

#2

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:43am

Staged? No way. Next you'll be telling me that Jerry Springer is scripted and staged.

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re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:56am

When I see things like that I fear for the future of humanity.

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re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 12:01pm

"...and if my baby loses her pacifier, I have three more!"

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#5

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 12:02pm

That kid ate more food in that clip than I eat in two weeks.

#6

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 12:30pm

"...and if my baby loses her pacifier, I have three more!"

LOL, I watched that video just last night. I watched an episode of South Park that I *think* was based off of it, so I had to hunt it down and relive the insanity.

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#7

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 12:34pm

The only thing wrong with that diet is the cupcakes in the middle of the night. THAT is what is making that girl fat. CUPCAKES!

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#8

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 2:53pm

Well, the kid didn't get that fat by accident, so I'm willing to bet that it's at least a little genuine...

I quit watching Maury after the 10th consecutive paternity test show. When there was still some variety, though, that was some good trash TV...

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#9

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 2:56pm

Rose, Maury has his "giant babies" show on around once a month, for a little variety, I guess. Once in a while he throws in a "guess the gender" drag show too.

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#10

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 3:44pm

"I know she's overweight - tell me something I don't know, Maury"
"Whatever - the bigger the better!"

Ok..does she realize she's killing her child? I mean..does she??

Poor kid.

Maybe the mother wasn't fed as a child, so now her past is coming back to haunt her and she's doing everything in her power to not be the same mommy that her mommy was.
ALTHOUGH. That would not excuse killing her baby.

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#11

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:08pm

First off, there is NOTHING funny about that - it's sickening. Secondly, why is the mother yelling everything she says?

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#12

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:21pm

But Cruel, didn't you start a thread asking why people laughed at the overweight?

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#13

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 4:35pm

Why is she yelling? Beacause that's what these guests are told to do. It gets the audience riled up and ready for combat with this woman the minute she walks onto the stage. I'm sure that much of her attitude was prompted by the shows producers.

I'm sure thata s the show progressed, there were lot's of verbal battles between her and the audience and in the end, maury, nice guy that he is, convinces her to let the show pay for nutritional counseling for her and her child.

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#14

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 5:23pm

Because, Rath, it's Maury... On Maury you are supposed to yell everything and you don't get paid unless you say WHATEVER! at least 7 times.

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#15

re: I'm Proud Of My Obese, Dying Three Year Old!

Posted: 1/26/08 at 5:27pm

LOL yes, and you also have to do the bend over and stick out your rear dance!

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