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I'm a Broadway Star!!!- feel free to ignore

YAY!!! only 600 more posts and it's Broadway Legend for this cabin boy!

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

#3

re: I'm a Broadway Star!!!- feel free to ignore

re: I'm a Broadway Star!!!- feel free to ignore

Yay for you!


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#4

re: I'm a Broadway Star!!!- feel free to ignore

Yay! You'll be in the club in no time at all!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#7

re: I'm a Broadway Star!!!- feel free to ignore

Oh, Matt. You know I'm happy for you. And it's not just because so many people think that you are me.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: I'm a Broadway Star!!!- feel free to ignore

I'm getting all teary-eyed! Thank you all so much for coming to my sexy little party. You are marvelous, each and every one of you! And you inspire me!! *kisses* *kisses*

*dries eyes* *sobs dramatically*

I want to take this moment, my finest moment to date, to make a solemn promise to the board that I will not abuse my newfound power and authority unless it's for something truly funny or ironic. Nor will I bring shame to the House Of Matt, a name I humbly share with such fine gentlemen as Matt G and Mister Matt.

*music cue to wrap it up*

AND LASTLY! I AM ANNOUNCING MY 8-STEP PLAN TO INCORPORATE A SERIES OF BERETS AND MONACLES INTO MY WARDROBE SO I'LL BE READY FOR THE DAY I BECOME A BROADWAY LEGEND!! THANK YOU!!!

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

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