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#1

I'm faklemped

I am finally going to go see some theatre tonight. It has been over a year since I went to the theatre to see a show. I am going to see "The Foreigner" in Charlotte, NC and I can't wait. Woo Woo.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#2

re: I'm faklemped

well, since no one is talking back.....I'll give you a topic:

MAMMA MIA is neither a MAMA nor a MIA........Discuss!!!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#3

re: I'm faklemped

Yes. I must have slipped on that butter and hit my head, because I really did spell that wrong didn't I? Oops
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#5

re: I'm ferklemped

I, too, thought it was "verkelmpt", but after seeing some proof sent to me by another, much more famous board member, I now know the truth...

The correct spelling is either "farklempt" or "ferklempt".

Of course, I will continue to use my incorrect spelling, as I have no little Yiddish-speaking grandmother to hit me with a spatula if I'm wrong.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#6

re: I'm ferklemped

my little jewish auntie used to hit me with her hand, and made SURE that the big-fake-diamond-ring-finger got there first
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#7

re: I'm ferklemped

lol
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#8

re: I'm ferklemped

btw, I've never seen The Foriegner, but I've heard it's a phenomenal play. I how you enjoy yourself!
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#9

re: I'm ferklemped

thanks.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#10

re: I'm ferklemped

You'll have so much fun you'll plotz!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#11

re: I'm ferklemped

Flowery - ORNERY SPATULA-WIELDING YIDDISH GRANDMOTHERS!!! I think I smell a hit! I'm writing the musical!
#12

re: I'm ferklemped

Do it.
Now.
And send me a ticket for the 2009 premiere!
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#13

re: I'm ferklemped

Yes, Antoinette? Is that you? Antonette Perry? Hello?
#14

re: I'm ferklemped

When he's finished with that project, he can help me finish the new musical I'm working on. It's called MESSAGE BOARDS: the musical. Everything was going well until I started writing the big number, "Corine's Turn". Now I have writer's block.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#15

re: I'm ferklemped

Awesome! When do we start?
#16

re: I'm ferklemped

I'm sure Antionette would be most pleased by Corine's Turn, if it is ever finished.
Dollypop, will I get a mention?
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#17

re: I'm ferklemped

Right now. The only word I can come up with that rhymes with "Corine" is "gin".

It doesn't work well...
"Corine is lookin' hot
Corine is really cool
Corine is drinking gin....ggggin....gggin...."

See what I mean?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#18

re: I'm ferklemped

Might I ask, who is Corine? Is that you ~FloweryFriend~?
#19

re: I'm ferklemped

Ever notice how Superman and Clark Kent are never in the same place at the same time?

And Dollypop, I always thought Corine sounded differently than that.
Instead of 'gin', I think it rhymes with "teen", or "chlorine".
Surely, this will open up a world of possibilities for you.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#20

re: I'm ferklemped

She's on-line right now. Check the "Who's On-Line" feature. It's all alphabetical.

She's swell lass who looks like Julie Kavner.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#21

re: I'm ferklemped

Exactly.
Superman and Clark Kent.
I am not Corine.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#22

re: I'm ferklemped

I am not Corine.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#23

re: I'm ferklemped

re: I'm ferklemped

Updated On: 7/15/04 at 11:09 PM

#25

re: I'm ferklemped

Just got back from the show. GREAT, GREAT play. I laughed my butt off.....and even my sister (who thought she hated theatre) loved it. The same place is doing LAST FIVE YEARS in mid-August and I am definetly going. YES!!!!!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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