I'm faklemped — Page 2

#26

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 12:11am

Just got back from the show. GREAT, GREAT play. I laughed my butt off.....and even my sister (who thought she hated theatre) loved it. The same place is doing LAST FIVE YEARS in mid-August and I am definetly going. YES!!!!!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#27

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 8:32am

Shakespeare might have asked "Who is Sylvia?"

We now have to address the question: "Who is Corine?"

Does she rhyme whith "gin" or "chlorine"?

Does she exist or is she merely a figment of our imaginiations?

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#28

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:12pm

"The Goat, or Who is Corine?"

By the way, hello Corine. So, are you Superman or Clark Kent? Spiderman or Peter Parker? Catwoman or Patience Price? Quailman or Doug?

#29

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 3:02pm

oy gevalt...I love these boards.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#30

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 3:16pm

Ack! More Yiddish! Flowery, grab the spatula!!!

#31

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 3:20pm

Fedreinesch miene cop.

#32

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 3:23pm

SPATULA!!! HURRY!!!

#33

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 4:41pm

Flowery? Where is ya? Spatula, on the double.

I need a spatula, and a translation!

Shira, Plum - What did you say?

#34

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 5:02pm

I didn't get that either.

Here, zoran! CATCH!

*throws an industrial strength spatula*

We can take these Yiddish-spewers down together!

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I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#35

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/16/04 at 11:04pm

Oh yeah. It's ON now!!! *whack*

#36

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 4:33am

Now, you two need to pick your battles a bit better...you can't go around whacking everyone that speaks Yiddish with an industrial-sized spatula...that's just plain wrong.

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There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]

Updated On: 7/17/04 at 04:33 AM

#37

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 4:57am

Ya schmucks put the spatula down and step away slowly. *raises the home shopping network 19.99 set of ginsu knives that never go dull and prepares for battle*

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"the ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak..."

#38

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 5:20am

OOOO, you got those knives too? Did yours come with the flexible cutting board?

Er, yeah, back AWAY from the old Yiddish women!

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There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]

#39

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:48am

Our spatulas can take your ginsu knives any day! Umm...Flowery? Back me up here.

#40

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 12:24pm

Oy!
Anyone want to go out for Chinese food?
All this Yiddish is making me hungry.

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I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#41

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 12:29pm

I could definitely go for some Sesame Chicken right about now. Chinese food for Breakfast! YES!

Wait a second. It's past noon. Dammit! I overslept again!

#42

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 2:09pm

Mmmmm chinese for breakfast... wait that sounds too good. Chicken and steamed veggies on brown rice. *drool*

Darn you people now I'm hungry...grrr

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"the ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak..."

#43

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 2:27pm

Hungry...

Anyway, what I said was...well, I can't translate it very well but it pretty much means "stop bugging me." The Yiddish is from my dad's half of the family. My mom's side spoke Ladino...

*runs off to eat*

#44

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 2:59pm

Yay for Chicken Whoppers! I finally ate!

Plum - I didn't know that spatulas were such a bothersome thing to you.

#45

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 3:00pm

Now I'M hungry.
I guess it's time to get out of bed.
Darn.

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I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#46

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 3:01pm

Flowery! You've been in bed on your laptop all day? For shame child!

#47

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 3:42pm

Leave me alone.
I had a hard week.
I might go back to sleep in a bit, actually.
I'm still exhausted.

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I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#48

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 4:08pm

Feh.

#49

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 6:45pm

Well at least in bed she's far away from the industrial spatulas...This gives me comfort.

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There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]

#50

re: I'm ferklemped

Posted: 7/17/04 at 6:48pm

Don't feel so safe, starlyricist. In the words of the great Sondheim, I'm still here.