I’m pregnant with Bwaysinger’s Baby — Page 2

#26

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:00pm

nope , they dont give it away for free

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#27

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:01pm

oh, CM2, when I called you "my baby", I meant it as a term of endearment.

#28

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:04pm

I'm also looking for a new husband, as "my baby's daddy" is really just a sperm factory.

Want to get married Broadwayboobs?

#29

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:04pm

I got a guy who's always late
Every time we have a date
But I love him
Yes I love him

I am going to walk right up to his gate
To see if I can get it straight
Cause I want him
Oh yes I'm gonna ask him

Is you is or is you ain't my baby
The way your acting lately makes me doubt
You have always been my baby, baby
Seems the flame in your heart has gone out

Well a fellow is a creature
Who has always been strange
Just when you think you're his
He's gone and made a change

Is you is or is you ain't my baby
Has my baby found somebody new
Or is my baby still my baby too

#30

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:08pm

i see there still no wedding plans, their are too many single mothers. *taps foot* well?????????????

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#31

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:10pm

he's just my baby's daddy. I'm waiting for Boob's proposal but he's the strong silent type.

#32

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:22pm

Mazel Tov.

I'll throw a shower.

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#33

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:23pm

With veuve! Baby's gonna be born in style!

#34

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:26pm

A stylish mini-Bway with a great voice, genetic Southern charm, and a future of hot, hot, hot...

#35

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:29pm

Bobby you know I want to marry you, but I don't think Rath will give me a divorce...she's greedy that way.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#36

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:32pm

become a mormon Boobs! You can have many "wives".

#37

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:36pm

There are SO many jokes I just can't say. Must.control.mouth.

I'm also trying to picture a stylish mini-bway...

#38

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:37pm

bws... how are you going to manage to shell out yet MORE child support?

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#39

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:38pm

This is the only one I've admitted to.
The DNA results for the rest will be announced on the Maury show next week.
Keep your fingers crossed for me.

#40

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:40pm

why is every episode of Maury about paternity tests?

#41

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:42pm

*calling beacon to find out how to become a Mormon*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#42

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:45pm

Mormon's let pregnant gay men marry right? I'm pretty sure they do

#43

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:52pm

Bubby, you're confusing them with the Branch Davidians.

#44

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:55pm

Your "branch" is what got us into this mess to begin with!

#45

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:56pm

Not a branch. A trunk.
I have the personal testimony to prove it.

#46

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:57pm

stylish mini-bway? Does Uncle Cookie get to be a hipster consultant? I've already done wonders with Shoshanna!

I said WORK IT girl!

#47

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:58pm

Cookie, you're more than an uncle, you're the child's step-father.
Well, once NY state passes that pesky marriage law.

#48

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:59pm

A trunk, eh... Where do you store that thang, Boymaster...tucked in your back pocket??

#49

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 1:02pm

When you've had as many trees as me, it's hard to keep them, er, straight.

#50

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/27/05 at 1:03pm

I think that trunk needs to be pruned.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson