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#101

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 1:30am

Damn, I'm late on this thread. I was too busy being an asshole and starting appreciation threads for myself.

Anyway, thanks for filling in for me while I couldn't be here, Bwaysinger. You're right, I would have just said you misspelled "vile." :)

But now you're calling CM2 "baby," too...? Soon enough, I bet you're going to be sending NC-17 picture messages to his phone and he's going to have to file a restraining order against you and get his phone number changed, too. And you told me I was the only one...

Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]

#102

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger?s Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 1:51am

hey andyf, shut the *bleep* up!

*bleep*ing *bleep*holes

And hang on, when did you win the discus?

#103

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:04am

Hahaha, Sword.

- RUTH! RUUUTH!!!! RUTH!!!!!!!!!

- SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!! F*CKIN' ASSHOLE...

And, Bwaysinger probably spiked my drink. Wouldn't be the first time he did something desperate...

Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]

#104

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:11am

Okay here's an explanation...andyf and I went to see Dessa Rose tonight and this is what happened:

Sorry for any mega Dessa Rose spoilers

Act I
Old Woman: *crinkle crinkle crinkle*
Middle Age Woman: Shhh
OW: *crinkle*
MAW: Shhh
OW: *crinkle crinkle crinkle crinkle*
MAW: *loudly, standing up to lean over to the OW* SHHHHH! F***ing assholes.
Andrew and Christine: *don't look at each other for fear of laughing*

Intermission
MAW: Can you please unwrap anything now so you don't do it during the show?
OW: You could speak nicer to me
MAW: I would if you listened the first time I shhed you.

Act II
OW: *crinkle*
Random person: Shh
Rachel York comes out carrying a "baby" who appears to not have grown in the month that passed.
OW: *loudly* The Baby Didn't Even Get Any Bigger.
MAW: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Big last scene of the show, what will LaChanze name her baby?
OW 1: Ruth
OW 2: What?
Random people turn around to give them looks for being loud.
OW 1: Ruth!
OW 2: What?
OW 1: She's going to name the baby RUTH.
MAW: *practically screaming* Shut the F**K up.
LaChanze announces the baby's name will be Ruth.

And hang on, when did you win the discus?

#105

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:14am

You forgot the part where I grabbed your arm at intermission after the crazy woman passed us and I asked to be held.

Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]

#106

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:19am

Yes, and andyf wanted me to hold him, so I did, and we were okay.

But really, if you ever see a middle aged woman with long blonde super crimped like its 1985 hair, in a red outfit...run. She might abuse you if you blink the wrong way.

Well undi, next time, make sure there's cursing. Really, it was the cursing that made it so funny. I was waiting for her to pull a gun on me for laughing at her but I couldn't help it.

Edit: I typed it really fast right? I was so proud of myself. I am awesome when I want to get something told quickly hahaha.

And hang on, when did you win the discus?

Updated On: 5/28/05 at 02:19 AM

#107

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:24am

Her outfit was fuschia. Which is only made more tacky because it matched her lipstick.

God, I'm going to miss Betina.

Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]

Updated On: 5/28/05 at 02:24 AM

#108

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:28am

Oh, I think there might have been blush involved. I can't comment on her eyes, though...I was afraid to look at them...for fear of turning to stone.

Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]

#109

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:33am

How do you know it was fuschia? It was soooo red...at least from what I saw when she STOOD UP during the show and I glanced behind me to see what was about to go down.

And hang on, when did you win the discus?

#110

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 11:26am

Are you sure you guys weren't on some kind of hidden camera thing?
And what does that have to do with my being all of your baby daddy?
Except you, Andyf. Darn your operation!

#111

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 11:31am

I feel betrayed too.....wow, I guess I should have known that Bwaysinger needs to be shared...

Updated On: 5/28/05 at 11:31 AM

#112

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 11:59am

I didn't know we were trying to get pregnant, AL...

#113

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 12:31pm

It always happens when you're not trying though. That's the secret.

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#114

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 2:26pm

It has to do with that we're awesome.

And hang on, when did you win the discus?

#115

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/28/05 at 11:26pm

*Sidenote: Dog is currently attacking my foot while making noises like the Taun-Taun from Empire Strikes Back. Fun times*

We are indeed awesome. In fact, everyone I impregnate is, by virtue of my awesomeness, awesome.

#116

re: I?m pregnant with Bwaysinger's Baby

Posted: 5/29/05 at 2:31pm

the virtue of your virility, bway?

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