Man, I hate corn dogs.
I also hate it when my school cafeteria serves "Maple Pancake And Sausage On A Stick," and it's actually just a corn dog-- no maple, no pancake, no sausage (though there is a stick!)
I've noticed I talk entirely too much about my school's cafeteria...
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy