I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 9:42am

Everybody who goes to see Hedwig ends up pregnant. Some are planning to take the pregnancies full-term, others are exercising their rights to terminate. But NOT ME! What the hell, am I barren?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 11:55am

Working at Hobby Lobby has sterilized you.

[DAME]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:12pm

Must be why all these people are craving Tuna.

[Showface]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:46pm

Yes, you are barren. The Witch who lives next door to you cursed your family tree after your father stole some of her precious beans.

[Addison D.]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:48pm

According to Todd Aikin (R: MO) a woman's body can "shut down" that whole pregnancy thing during rape.

Perhaps a man's body can do this same thing when attending American Musical Theater performances???

[sabrelady]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:59pm

No Addison- that only applies to hetero males. a gay male should have his flowers bloom when attending a musical theatre performance.
So Namo, unless u want to look at surrogacy u may have to face it that u are indeed a barren wasteland.

[Addison D.]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 1:04pm

Pssst! Namo's barren!

But you didn't hear it from me...

[sabrelady]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 1:56pm

***single tear trickles slowly down cheek***

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 3:03pm

Were you holding an aspirin between your knees when you saw it Namo?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 3:10pm

I was but it dropped as soon as Yitzhak began the pre-show announcement.

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 3:25pm

Perhaps you got a false negative.

Have you been experiencing mood swings? Feeling tired? Going to the bathroom more often? Are your breasts swollen?

I would recommend seeing a doctor, just to be sure.

Updated On: 7/3/14 at 03:25 PM

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 7/3/14 at 5:18pm

"I was but it dropped as soon as Yitzhak began the pre-show announcement."
That made me buy a ticket! I'll bring a bottle of aspirin. I can't afford another baby this year.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/4/14 at 12:56am

If Phyllis Rogers Stone goes, I go too. #sisters