I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#1I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 9:42amEverybody who goes to see Hedwig ends up pregnant. Some are planning to take the pregnancies full-term, others are exercising their rights to terminate. But NOT ME! What the hell, am I barren?
#2I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 11:55amWorking at Hobby Lobby has sterilized you.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#2I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:12pmMust be why all these people are craving Tuna.
Showface
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/14
#3I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:46pmYes, you are barren. The Witch who lives next door to you cursed your family tree after your father stole some of her precious beans.
#4I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:48pm
According to Todd Aikin (R: MO) a woman's body can "shut down" that whole pregnancy thing during rape.
Perhaps a man's body can do this same thing when attending American Musical Theater performances???
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#5I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 12:59pm
No Addison- that only applies to hetero males. a gay male should have his flowers bloom when attending a musical theatre performance.
So Namo, unless u want to look at surrogacy u may have to face it that u are indeed a barren wasteland.
#6I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 1:04pm
Pssst! Namo's barren!
But you didn't hear it from me...
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#7I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 1:56pm***single tear trickles slowly down cheek***
#8I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 3:03pmWere you holding an aspirin between your knees when you saw it Namo?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#9I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 3:10pmI was but it dropped as soon as Yitzhak began the pre-show announcement.
#10I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 3:25pm
Perhaps you got a false negative.
Have you been experiencing mood swings? Feeling tired? Going to the bathroom more often? Are your breasts swollen?
I would recommend seeing a doctor, just to be sure.
#11I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/3/14 at 5:18pm
"I was but it dropped as soon as Yitzhak began the pre-show announcement."
That made me buy a ticket! I'll bring a bottle of aspirin. I can't afford another baby this year.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12I'm the only one who wasn't impregnated by Hedwig
Posted: 7/4/14 at 12:56amIf Phyllis Rogers Stone goes, I go too. #sisters
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