(Having heard about the suzy Qs, but not having recieved an invitation, doodlenyc sneaks up the plank onto Robbo's ark in an orangutan suit.)
**dangles a ho ho in front of the guyfromgermany**
Marvelous RobbO. I worry about the licking...but hey, I won't complain.
*runs to robbo*
it wouldn't really matter if you did complain, shira, nothing can save you now.
**senses doodles presence but is distracted by guyfromgermany**
Will there be bingo nightly? What about off-shore excursions? What about a midnight chocolate buffet? What movies will be shown? Will we be able to use a universal charge card while aboard? Is there an early sitting and late sitting? What kind of entertainment is planned? And will we be required to attend the safety drill before we depart?
**hires craig to handle all the details and serve as PR guru**
The safety drill will consist of "how to blow...up your life vest"
Glad to see the ark has a gutter!
This arc should definitely get a fancy, broadwayish name!
**hires addy to clean-up the gutter**
Titanic?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
Gee, we're talking arks already? What does one have to pay for a good seat on it?
Is there like a student rush?
all the seats are obstructed view.
I propose a nominal fee + 'work'...for the students. 18 and over, of course.
Somehow I sensed this would be the first suggestion...
okay, folks, new rule on the ark: no more questions.
Who said the gutter needs to be cleaned?
**opens champagne and enjoys the ride**
*quietly sneaks to the buffet*
That was question, Addy. Tsk, tsk.
Rule #1: Clothing optional, fig leaves will be provided.
I've just hired Idina, Eden and Shoshana to do an abbreviated cruise version of Dreamgirls.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
*lol* All sizes, Shira?
We need some extra large lower fig leaves for some, I'm sure.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
Do they work for their mere survival, Craig, or will they get a top salary?
Updated On: 7/5/06 at 11:34 AM
Thanks for thinking of me, Shira!
Videos