I'm thinking of renaming myself Noah and building an ark

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:47am

seriously, with all this rain my only logical next step is to start gathering animals two by two.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:48am

Only if your ark has good ventilation and a decent waste management system...

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:49am

luckily there are about a 1,000 carpenters named jesus in my town so i should be okay.

granted they pronounce it "hey zeus" but whatever.

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:50am

I wish it was raining here in Germany! It's soooo warm outside...
I'm melting!

[circusliz]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:50am

Haha---my sister had the same idea and just sent me a text message requesting the names of all the people I would like to save.

I chose myself, my boyfriend, Bill Gates, Stokes and Norbert Leo Butz.

Updated On: 7/5/06 at 10:50 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:50am

What about sponges and other asexual animals? Can you just get one of those?

[Craig]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:51am

Will the ark have wireless access?

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:51am

If God makes two Colin Farrells, can I have the other one?

[circusliz]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:52am

I call a window seat!

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:53am

circusliz, darling, you're going to be quite busy with the repopulation efforts.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:53am

calvin, i don't understand your question.

and, craig, of course i'll have internet access! who else is going to annoy and harrass you daily?

blue, there will never be enough colin for me to share. although i am working on a model that does not smoke, swear or get anymore tattoos!!

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:55am

No swearing? What good is he if he can't talk dirty?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:56am

Look who's saying "The sky is falling" NOW!

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:56am

not



or



but I guess they could survive a flood on their own, anyway.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:57am

funny, paljoey, but the difference here is that the rain is actually happening and other people can see it too.

[circusliz]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:59am

Calvin--

My sis will be on the ark too. We'll manage somehow...

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:59am

blue, a kinder, gentler colin will always be good don't you fret.

and, calvin, i am not taking any of the "icky" animals, or republicans.

[Craig]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 10:59am

Robbo -

Here's an interesting question. What will you serve on the ark? Do you pack several more of certain species - or will this be a veggie/vegan style setting?

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:03am

i'm thinking more of a buffet that serves nothing but hostess products. they're vegan and kosher. (it's true, don't go lookin' it up!)

so, there will be twinkies, hostess cupcakes, sno balls (only the pink ones - we're not animals), ho ho's, ding dongs, fruit pies (for the health fanatics) and suzy q's.

Updated On: 7/5/06 at 11:03 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:05am

Now, how did you get a secret copy of the Carnival Cruise menu list?

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:05am

You'll find me at the buffet... and nowhere else!
I'll probably never leave that place.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:11am

i have other plans for you, guyfromgermany.

[shira467]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:13am

Do we have any spots left? I call a spot next to a puppy! (or something else that will be warm and love me...)

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:14am

Well, let's see if you can convince me, robbo... *g*

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/06 at 11:15am

shira, you'll be seated next to the species "rathnait." she promises to be warm and love you.