I figured this would be a fun game with all of you.
A friend and I were having fun coming up with new "I miss you like..." analogies. There is of course the old classic "I miss you like a fat kid misses cake"
Some of ours:
"...like Aqua Net misses the 80's."
"...like Rosanne misses her career"
"...like Trump misses his hair."
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert