I need Valium.
I need Valium.
#0I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:54am
Have you ever had one of those days where it seems like no matter how hard you work, the pile on your desk multiplies by ten?
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:55amooh, poor jailyard -- I can get you some Zanex if that will help!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#2re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:56amI work at one of the major pharmaceuticals...all my drugs are FREE.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#3re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:58amLucky.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#4re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:01pmRath....you are my new best friend!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#6re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:06pmRath -- I'm right behind Bobby -- please pass out a few more
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#7re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:12pmRath--i was nice to you first, my friend! Do you have any Klonipen?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#8re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:13pmNo, sorry, we don't make Klonipen. Nor crack, Matt_G, before you ask.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
ShineOn
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
#9re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:14pm
I need a song! =-O
What should one sing for a Grease (gag me) audition???
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
#10re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:15pmOnce i heard that Stevie Nicks developed a Klonipen addiction after she got off of Cocaine, I KNEW i had to try it. Diva's like her are never wrong about that stuff. And of course, Ms. Stevie was right. Klonipen ROCKS.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#11re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:16pmWhat role, Daisy?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#12re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:17pmStevie could of course only take a drug that ROCKS.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#13re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:22pmDaisy...Once I read somewhere that Treat Williams when auditioning for Grease on Broadway sang Neil Sedakas, "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" and got the role. You need a song like that. Maybe you can even sing that one...Neil Sedaka sang pretty high.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ShineOn
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
#14re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:24pmWell, if you glance to your left... I look like a Sandy but am in *no* way one (at least vocally, I could pull it off if I could sing it). I'd say I'm a Marty/Frenchie... my voice coach wants me to go out for Rizzo. So, yeah... :- Something along the Marty/Rizzo lines I'd say.
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
#15re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:34pmOh okay. Thought you were up for a particular role. Are you averse to singing from the show?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:44pmUm, wasn't this about *me*? :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
ShineOn
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
#17re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:47pm
Haven't you learned by now, Joshie? Even when it's about you, it's about me. 
And I could sing something from the show... but I think EVERYONE will be singing something from the show (it's an open call, yo, for the tour).
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
#18re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:49pm
You are evil and must be destroyed.
I have been reduced to scarfing lunch at my *desk*. Dear lord.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#19re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:49pm
Daisy, sing a pop tune from the 60s/70s.
Like LEader of the Pack.
YOu can slut it up or tone it down depending upon what you want to show them.
Jailyard, I don't think it's a valium that you need, it's a little Miss Byrd on your lunch break.
#20re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:50pmactually, what I need is head.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#21re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:51pmYou people get LUNCH breaks ????
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#23re: I need Valium.
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:59pmI'd give the same advice as BwaySinger.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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