I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#1I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:03pm
So, I'm standing in my kitchen putting some chicken nuggets in the oven, when all of a sudden, I hear a racket coming from the bathroom. I go to investigate. I turn the bathroom light on (which also activates the bathroom electrical outlet) and the noise stops. I turn off the light, and it starts up again. My electric toothbrush has switched on all by itself. So, I remove it from the stand, and it keeps going. I hit all of the buttons, and it keeps going. I let it sit on the counter for over two minutes (aka the designated tooth-brushing timer limit), and it keeps going. The only thing that can stop it is when it is in its charger, plugged into an active outlet.
This is the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me regarding an electrical appliance.
#2re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:05pmDid you look for the 666?
#2re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:07pmmicrowave it.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#3re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:08pmHa! Thanks, Pippin. I needed that.
#4re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:08pmClassic!
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#5re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:08pm
Did you...like...take a lot of drugs in the early 70s? I mean a LOT of drugs...?
Acid flashbacks and all that.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:09pm
This is the best thread title ever.
And though I wish you luck with yuor haunted toothbrush, it's still pretty funny.
#7re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:09pmHave you been screwin' the milkman?
#8re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:20pmTake it to the woods and set it free. Perhaps it can make some positive contribution to the ever growing deer problem.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#9re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:23pmThat would be one solution. I don't know what else to do with it. I mean, can I just toss Satan's toothbrush in the dumpster?
#10re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:23pm
"This is the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me regarding an electrical appliance"
Oh honey, have I got stories for you.....
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#12re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:27pmwell, my interest has piqued.
#13re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:32pm
I agree with Patronus. Take it to the woods and set it free. If it comes back to you, brush your teeth. If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with.
And don't forget to floss.
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#14re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:36pm
Maybe it was protesting that you were making chicken nuggets! j/k
I had something similar happen during the summer. My computer is in my bedroom. I'm sitting at the computer, and suddenly my bbedroom air conditioner goes on by itself. Weird.
#15re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:37pm
I meant this Pip:
#16re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:39pmoh, Lord!!! is that real, or is that an SNL commercial?
#17re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:40pm
It's from The Onion.
There are a bunch of funny ones
here!
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#18re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:43pmThey even have something featuring our favorite AngryDeer!
#19re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:44pmI saw that mauri! I wish I had seen this before xmas.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#20re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:44pmI know! The likeness is uncanny, too.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#21re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 3:45pmThe Jewish Kids in the Window cards are really funny!
#22re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 5:14pmmp - have you looked into the history of the toothbrush? Have there been any unexplained or violent deaths on the brush? Have you consulted with a dental psychic or medium? Maybe the team from TAPS could come in and check it out one night?
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#23re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 5:16pmor Scooby Doo.
#24re: I think my electric toothbrush is haunted.
Posted: 1/10/08 at 5:24pmHave an exorcism!
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