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#26

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:13pm

So what's the legend, Tiff? Help a tired old woman out...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#27

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:15pm

So long story short, Shub, the urban legend is that when Phil was a boy, he saw his friend drown and he was too far away to help but he saw a man who was close enough to help out his friend, but instead stood and watched.

So he wrote this song and tracked down the man and invited him to sit front row in one of his concerts, and debuted this song and dedicated it to this man, and the guy knew what Phil was referring to. And after the show, the guy apparently killed himself.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#28

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:16pm

NO WAY.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#29

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:17pm

Yeah I know. It's really about Phil's lady friend who screwed him over.

It would've been cool if it were true though, eh?

#30

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:18pm

I remember hearing something about that, actually.

Huh, and I always thought it was 'Hold on', not 'Oh Lord'. Guess I was wrong.

#31

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:18pm

Tiff you are one cruel bitch.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#32

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:20pm

You say that like it's a bad thing.

And Allie, I think it alternates throughout the song. I just cut and pasted from somewhere.

#33

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:21pm

I really did hear that story before, Tiff. I think I'm losing it.

#34

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:23pm

Maybe you started it. *eyebrow raised*

And did you know that rumor about Tommy Hilfiger being a racist on Oprah is an urban legend too?

#35

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:26pm

I seriously thought I was losing it... the Phil Collins legend is a real legend. After you said it wasn't true, I thought you made it up. Here's the link:
Phil Collins Legend

#36

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:28pm

Me? Making something up? I'm hurt and shocked! I'm nothing if not truthful.

#37

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:28pm

Yes, Tiff, I knew that Oprah one was a legend. My ex was convinced it was true. But she also refers to Asians as Orientals, so you see what I was dealing with there. :P

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#38

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:30pm

I felt like I missed out of so many years that I could have shopped at TH if not for my boycott on his products - then I found out if wasn't true, went into a store and realized I wasn't missing much.

#39

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:31pm

wait wait, Tommy Hillfiger ISN'T a racist?? man, i've been boycotting his stuff for years because of what I thought hje said on Oprah! I feel like my reality is falling apart all around me ::sob:::

What about the dead boy you can see in certain frames of Three Men and A Baby?? I've SEEN that with my own two eyes, but Snopes says it's false. I think that whole website is a CONSPIRACY to make us think rumers aren't true!!

Sunchips: Best Kept Secret in the chip aisle!!

Updated On: 12/6/04 at 05:31 PM

#40

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:32pm

To anyone who wanted proof on the Jamie Lee Curtis debate...

As was stated before, it is true that Jamie Lee Curtis is genotypically a male and phenotypically a female. I can verify this because I have a relative who plays golf with her gynecologist. (Yes, she has a gynecologist) And you have to trust me on this because I'm too dumb to lie :-P

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#41

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:36pm

Good to know that doctor-patient confidentiality is still a fundamental guarantee!

#42

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:38pm

Like it was a secret anyway?

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#43

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:40pm

I really could've sworn it was mentioned on The View when she was on, but I might just be imagining this.

#44

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:41pm

Hey Tiff, MJ's on this site too.

Warning. If you're very frightened by Tiff's avatar, don't click the link.
JACKO

#45

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:45pm

<-- Thanks for the link.

#46

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:46pm

Oy, Tiff. Do all your avs need to be variations on ugly? :P

#47

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:47pm

*sniff* Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

Oy, could you pick up my nose? It fell off behind your heel.

#48

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:49pm

OH. MY. GOD. What have I done!?!? Seriously, my neighbours must think I'm completely crazy because I just burst into hysterical laughter. That picture... oh, wow.

#49

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:49pm

I'll find you a nice Hugh photo to replace it. Pleeease?

#50

re: IS JLC really a hermaphrodite???? (Matt wants to know)

Posted: 12/6/04 at 5:50pm

Seriously, I'm going to have nightmares.

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