Well, Sally, my personal hygeine (I can never spell that word right) kind of took a dip when I left for college. Let me rephrase that: My personal hygeine took a dip when my psychotic roommate moved out after threatening to burn my eyes out in my sleep, and I got my own room. Heh. Once I didn't leave for four days...not my fault! I had a fever! I couldn't move!
You'd be surprised how seldom people take showers at an all-girl's school...but that shouldn't stop you from going to one!!! And it's a total myth that we're all lesbians! NOT TRUE!!!! I mean, yeah, sure, there are a lot of lesbians, but I can think of PLENTY of chicks who aren't! I mean, on my floor, MOST of us aren't! Sorry, I just love girl's schools. Boys are yucky.
Not you, paradox! The straight ones! We've been over this...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.