NOT WHEN I AM ONLINE IT'S NOT!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*waves frantically*
work was crap...I smell like fries and fat and sh!t (yes I work in a wonderful american corporation that likes to monopolise the australian food market...three guesses...) I've worked there for 3 1/2 years now, and I don't know why. I'm so much better than the job...thankgod I go to Poland in january. Teaching english is SOO much more fun than flipping burgers and serving fat and angry customers.
Ahhh...but I just watched One Tree Hill and Chad Michael Murray makes me melt...*sigh*
Aww, I'm sorry my stupid corporate government forces our sh*t food on you. My daddy was a manager there for years, before he became an english teacher...hey, weird!
Mmmm, chad michael murray...I found him a lot hotter in "freaky friday" than "A cinderella story."
Did I mention there's not much to do where I live?
I believe you have said that a few hundred times
Is that all? I must be slipping.
What's life like where you live? I'm DYING to know! Sorry if I'm pushy, or something, but you have to understand that I've never talked to anyone from Australia before. All I know is Priscilla and the Crocodile Hunter...you might want to represent.
Well, I'm one of the boring ones. I talk with somewhat of a british/kiwi/european accent mix, and although you can tell I'm Australian, most people think I am European. I find that funny, seeing as the farthest abroad i have been is New Zealand. Australia is hot, quite beautiful, and very OVERRATED! I live on the famous Gold Coast, on the undeveloped end, and you can see a famous beach from my house. The last time I went there was about a year ago...I don't like heat, I don't like humidity and I love snow and the cold! I live in the wrong bloody country. Thank god I am going to Poland in winter...that is real cold, which I love! Maybe that is just my gay genes...clothes are much more fun to organise/match/arrange in winter!
Australia also thrives on capitalism, homophobia and right-wing religion. In the last election when the government decided to change the Marriage Act to exclude homosexuals, it FAILED to become an election issue. No one cared.
I love my country, but I think I'll love it more when I'm no longer a part of it. I'm moving to Europe...or maybe Canada?
Wow, you are out of place. I know what you mean...I grew up in California (which is at least politically somewhat friendly a climate), but I'm so pale I'm nearly allergic to the sun. Stupid white genes.
I would make fun of your country's political state...but let's face it, we kind of started it, didn't we? Frig this, I'm going to Canada...or France. Mmm, French food...
mmm...french boys...
which reminds me of jmaclovers boyfriend!
and btw...I'm fairly white too. My mum's comment was that I am going to fit in in Europe easily...I have european looks and no tan
Mmmm, jmac's boyfriend...
Yeah, I don't tan...I burn. MOST people in my family have skin cancer. Fun odds, right?
I don't burn...I just don't do the whole beach thing. It's pointless to me. And if having a tan makes you attractive (in Australia it is a "must have") then call me unattractive!
Hey, you! Unattractive!
Just kidding. You're a cutiepie...but not the stupid 'slong minion kind.
And as a Californian, not being tan is also rather unattractive on me. So we're even!
see it's funny...I find pale (not sickly) to be much more attractive than tanned. I find tan can be far too overwhelming, don't you?
I completely agree.
What happened to a hundred years ago, when pale and overweight was sexy?
AMEN! PREACH IT SISTA!
so what is it like living in the Big Apple? or close enough to...
*bursts into gospel*
I remember a time...a time when a girl could have some meat on her bones and not be called a cow. You know what they called her? A BRIDE! They called her FERTILE! Well, brother, I'm still fertile. I got me some wide hips, and I'm a-gonna use 'em!
"Them's childing bar'in hips...this is..."
Well I'm glad someone got them...cos I certainly don't want them!
But meat on the bones is attractive...You'll find your perfect boy some day!
"Them's childing bar'in hips...they is..."
Well I'm glad someone got them...cos I certainly don't want them!
But meat on the bones is attractive...You'll find your perfect boy some day!
Thank you, love. What book was I reading...some chick was in disguise as a peasant wench, and she said, "Strong like ox. Dumb like mule. Hitch to plow when horse dies. Good for breeding."
Funniest thing I ever read.
or Emmett in QAF talking about his latest trick...
"big d!ck, tiny brain...the best kind!"
mmmmm...I wish I had cable, just for them.
QAF is only on cable?!?!?!
it's on free-to-air over here!!!
by cable, I meant some kind of tv. I have nothing. *cries*
oh poor baby...
at least you have internet! that way you can talk to me!
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