I'm so glad you had a good birthday, love! I wanna get legally wasted! Especially now, now that all my finals are over except for history-paper-of-DOOM.
And in regards to the turkey baster...ha. Ha. Ha. I went around telling all my friends how you know me way the hell too well.
In related news, I was in my friend Leigh's dream last night. We ran around and then her vibrator shattered. Very sad.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.