Why yes, you frigging whore of a computer, I did have some stuff to do before you randomly shut down. Thank you kindly for asking.
Paradox, sweetie, you should have known better than to assume I chose the path of sleep! My room is still a frigging mess...
If you go to sleep now, it will only make you more tired. You should be able to cope, if you slept till 11, and trying to get an hour or two of sleep always just makes me feel exhausted.
Why would I? I've got a shuttle to...oh, you weren't talking to me. Fine.
Wow...Tiff really sent you packing Lael.
That was scary. I'm afraid she takes the Queen of Threadjacks title, but only becuase she made me give it to her at gunpoint...
Yeah. *nervous laugh, looking over shoulder*
She's scary. In a good, Canadian way.
Hey, do you have any idea how to get a CD out of a crackwhore computer that doesn't want to eject?
Spray Lysol on it.
Thanks. I was just itching to spend another seven hundred.
yes...there is a a tiny hole on the case of the CD-ROM drive. Get a pin, or a straightened paperclip, and insert this into the whole. The drive will eject the disc...
Seriously? You have to tell me if you're sh*tting me, because I will do that...if that's going to f*ck my computer up, I need to know before I try it.
No, I think he's right.
Oh, thank god! Now I just have to find a light...it's so dark in my room.
I can't find it. Is it only on certain computers, or am I blind?
Dark??????? The sun is already coming up here! And I've only been awake for 8 hours.
My dorm has poor lighting. Hmm...I guess people'll be waking up now. I'd better put a shirt on.
Every CD-ROM drive I've ever seen has one. It's just bigger than a pin-head. That's quite small small.
Small small. Like my attention span for this movie i'm watching...
*sigh*
Well, I found a hole. Just happened to have a straight pin (I sew). Poked it in. Nothing. Accidentally restarted my computer (because of the stupid factor). CD popped right out.
Have I mentioned what a crackwhore my computer is?
yes yes. I believe you have.
Well...okay, then. Harumph.
I love going to a small school. I've been going around topless all night (it's REALLY hot in my building) back and forth to the showers, the kitchen, etc, and haven't seen a single person. Not that that would bother me...if it did, I wouldn't do it.
Just commenting.
Said like a true drama queen...
Eh...you know how it is in the theater. (said with a dramatic flair, head thrown back)
of course Ms. Channing.
You know, I have seen every one of your shows...I know your lines before you say them...
You would. Ponder that, snookums.
I really hope you know which brilliant film, later adapted to be a mediocre Musical (one that won Best Musical), that is from.
I'll be terribly disappointed if you don't
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