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#1226

The Official Colds Suck thread!

*squiggles over cake* Mmmmmmmmmmm....Sheila, you SO win.


The showtunes was my plan. Then my dad came back from Monteray today and informed me that the stereo in the car is no longer working. Oh, I'll just belt 'em out.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1227

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Bring a CD player and blast it on full?

NO, ok bring the CD player and put the headphones on (or in one ear, whatever the law-thingy says) and then belt it out...cause then you 'can't hear' your sister and said clones...muhahaha!

*steals a bite of Lael's cake*
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1228

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Sounds like fun! I just might do that, actually. Some RENT'll get me through just fine...

*slaps wrist* MY cake!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1229

The Official Colds Suck thread!

*looks at Lael innocently, unaware of the frosting coating my upper lip*
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1230

The Official Colds Suck thread!

...now I really want cake.
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1231

The Official Colds Suck thread!

*growls* See, you've crossed a dangerous line. On one hand, I like you. On the other, you stole my cake. Therefore, I shall beat you, but only with a wet noodle. Sound fair?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1234

The Official Colds Suck thread!

*sigh* I did steal your cake...

*assumes beating position* Ready when you are...
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1235

The Official Colds Suck thread!

CATS, this doesn't involve you...

Now, let me just strain this lasagna, and I'll have my noodle.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1236

The Official Colds Suck thread!

*settles back and pulls out a cigarette*

Anybody got a light?
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1237

The Official Colds Suck thread!

*grabs cigarette, throws it out the window*

You are MUCH too young to be smoking!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1238

The Official Colds Suck thread!

So I am guessing this is not the best time to introduce the bottle of vodka...
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1239

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Sheila, have you met my Wendy complex? Sheila, Wendy complex. Wendy complex, Sheila.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1240

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Nice to meet you Wendy complex. If you don't mind my asking...what are you?
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1241

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Wendy complex: "I'm Lael's overpowering need to mother everyone around her. You know, like Wendy from Peter Pan?"
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1242

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Ahhh, Wendy! Well, I am, er, overjoyed to, um, have you here...

*whispers* quick, hide the... *something inaudible to the Wendy Complex*
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1243

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Hey, now, the Wendy complex is responsible for that chicken soup you love so much!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1244

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Hmmm, that is true...

HA, my phone is done downloading the new tunes...muhahaha! I am gonna scare the crap out of EVERYBODY around me when my phone goes off as Maureen screaming in the middle of Over the Moon.

Gotta love Idina's ability to make you jump.
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1245

The Official Colds Suck thread!

I ADORE your new ringtone! What part does it play?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1246

The Official Colds Suck thread!

I gotta get out of her, it's like I' being tied ...

...pushed over cliff by a suicidal mickey mouse...

...I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta find a way to jump over the moon.


Tehehe. It sounds realllly loud and freaky when it's out of the blue. Muhahaha.
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1247

The Official Colds Suck thread!

THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE SONG!!!!! It was written on my whiteboard for weeks...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1248

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Haha! Hecks yes!

OK, kidddies...er, kiddy...it's time for me to go to bed as my mind has officially stopped functioning (in a large part due to our lovely Type_A_Tiff who posted these past historic threads somewhere...)

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=464587#466531

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=467664#467758


Tell Doxy HI! when he (and if he) gets back! Good luck with the triplets tomorrow! *sends best wishes and luck through internet to Lael*
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1249

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Oh. My. God. I just died laughing. Now I wish she were still around so I could die again!


*sigh* I have to get offline in an hour, and Doxy's computer is still kaput. How sad.

Thanks for the luck, sweetie. *shudder* I'm going to need it.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1250

The Official Colds Suck thread!

The Official Colds Suck thread!

Okay, now I'm bored and lonely. I'm going to post a picture in which I look really bad, and they guy I'm with looks really bad, but my boobs look GOOD! Just bear in mind that they've gotten even bigger since then. *sigh*

You were wondering where I was during those pictures of Chelsea at the Faire? Wonder no longer!


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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