'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
#0'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:06am
To the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, no less. I don't even know where to start with this one...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060907/ap_en_mu/people_clay_aiken_3
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
#1re: 'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:07am
The thread title is rather...
suggestive.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:08am
i've said it before and i'll say it again:
gayest. administration. ever.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:16amClays current look makes him look like Twiggy. Very creepy.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#4'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:21amI, for one, am quite fond of the Committee's original name: President's Panel On Mental Retardation.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#5'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:22amDo you think that it's possible that Tommy Tune got really drunk and messed around with Twiggy when they worked together? I mean...it could explain a lot.
#6'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:23amAs likely as my messing around with Twiggy.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#7'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:25am
That reminds me of one of the first jokes I remember my father telling me:
What's the difference between Twiggy and a counterfeit dollar bill?
#8'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:26amI give up.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#10'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:28am
Rath, you didn't even try.
ETA: And the other is a bony f*uck?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:28 AM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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#11'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:29amSo much for bringing dignity back to the Oval Office.
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#12'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:29am
Your dad is classy! 
For the record, I sure wouldn't turn her down. Talk about aging beautifully.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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#13'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:30amHow could there be dignity when a ass is its tenant?
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#14'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:38am
The last thing that I would have expected Aiken to service would be Bush.
::rimshot:: (exactly!)
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#15'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:41amWe were all thinking it, but Patronus actually said it. That's what separates man (huMANkind) from Patrouns.
#16'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:47am
If there is an elephant in the room...you can ignore it or you can give it a giant bag of peanuts. I prefer the latter.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#17'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:50amA dark cloud has fallen over Claynation...
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#18'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:51am
Could this all just be a mitigation attempt against the Claymates' lawsuit? I mean, the deal kind of stinks. I would have thought the job to be right up Kellie Pickler's alley.
Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:51 AM
BSoBW2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#19'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:54am
Or you can detusk it.
Or the more scientific term for that...
#20'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:56am
"I would have thought the job to be right up Kellie Pickler's alley."
Isn't Kellie one of the people they would be reaching out to?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#22'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 2:58pmis anyone ready for the Gayken to just shut up and go away, for, like ever?
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#23'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 3:14pmPatronus, thank you. I was about to lose faith in my fellow posters. How did we get past the third post without a "Servicing Bush" joke?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#24'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 3:16pmTo Rath's credit, she did hint at it in her first post...
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
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