'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
#0'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:06am
To the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, no less. I don't even know where to start with this one...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060907/ap_en_mu/people_clay_aiken_3
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
#1re: 'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:07am
The thread title is rather...
suggestive.
#2'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:08am
i've said it before and i'll say it again:
gayest. administration. ever.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:16amClays current look makes him look like Twiggy. Very creepy.
#4'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:21amI, for one, am quite fond of the Committee's original name: President's Panel On Mental Retardation.
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#5'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:22amDo you think that it's possible that Tommy Tune got really drunk and messed around with Twiggy when they worked together? I mean...it could explain a lot.
#6'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:23amAs likely as my messing around with Twiggy.
#7'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:25am
That reminds me of one of the first jokes I remember my father telling me:
What's the difference between Twiggy and a counterfeit dollar bill?
#8'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:26amI give up.
#10'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:28am
Rath, you didn't even try.
ETA: And the other is a bony f*uck?
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#11'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:29amSo much for bringing dignity back to the Oval Office.
#12'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:29am
Your dad is classy! 
For the record, I sure wouldn't turn her down. Talk about aging beautifully.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#13'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:30amHow could there be dignity when a ass is its tenant?
#14'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:38am
The last thing that I would have expected Aiken to service would be Bush.
::rimshot:: (exactly!)
BSoBW2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#15'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:41amWe were all thinking it, but Patronus actually said it. That's what separates man (huMANkind) from Patrouns.
#16'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:47am
If there is an elephant in the room...you can ignore it or you can give it a giant bag of peanuts. I prefer the latter.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#17'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:50amA dark cloud has fallen over Claynation...
#18'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:51am
Could this all just be a mitigation attempt against the Claymates' lawsuit? I mean, the deal kind of stinks. I would have thought the job to be right up Kellie Pickler's alley.
Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:51 AM
BSoBW2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#19'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:54am
Or you can detusk it.
Or the more scientific term for that...
#20'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:56am
"I would have thought the job to be right up Kellie Pickler's alley."
Isn't Kellie one of the people they would be reaching out to?
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#22'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 2:58pmis anyone ready for the Gayken to just shut up and go away, for, like ever?
#23'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 3:14pmPatronus, thank you. I was about to lose faith in my fellow posters. How did we get past the third post without a "Servicing Bush" joke?
#24'idol' singer clay aiken may serve bush
Posted: 9/7/06 at 3:16pmTo Rath's credit, she did hint at it in her first post...
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
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