If I had been elected Pope...
If I had been elected Pope...
#0If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:41pm
...I would have taken the name "Ular."
Then I would be Pope Ular.
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#1re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:43pmhahhahaa you're great billy :P
::bust a move::
#2re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:47pmAnd I just KNOW You'd teach the proper ploys to be good with boys, eh? :)
#3re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:49pmI wonder whether how many people would notice if someone did that..
#4re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:03pm
"Pope Ular. You're gonna be Pope U-U-lar!"
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#5re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:26pmNow, if I were feeling a little more motivated today, I'd make a photomanip of a witch in a Pope hat. As it is, I'll settle for that very amusing mental image.
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
ikmbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#7re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:50pmhaha thats so great. I love the picture!
#8re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:51pm
Hahaha....thanks for that, Mythus.
Personally, I would take the name Secret.
Pope Secret.
Get it?
Yeah, so I stole it from the Daily Show...I still thought it was genius.
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
- Maya Angelou
#9re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 9:03pmToo funny!
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#10re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/19/05 at 9:08pmSporkie, I can understand why you wouldn't realize this, but "popular" was a widely used term even before WICKED. So in answer to your question, everyone would notice.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#12re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 10:38amI had to find something about which to laugh after they announced the new pope!
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#13re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:25am
i would take the name "Anarope"
then i could be Pope Anarope.
**i'm still pulling for bob. Pope Bob, or Bob Pope to my friends (i.e non-gays).
XING
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PED
#14re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:42am
I would prefer "tart" or "eel" personally.
Pope tart.
or
Pope eel (first name Ron).
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Author Unknown
ScottInLA
Stand-by Joined: 1/15/05
#15re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:26pmThere have been a bunch of Innocents as pope, but I'd want to be the first Pope Guilty.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 2:52pmJoey - LOL! Is it me, or does the Mary doll look like a young boy?
#18re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 2:53pmOOOooo, she DOES! a little eskimo boy!
#19re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:02pmJesus had blue eyes?!?
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#20re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:08pm
Jesus dolls (with removable stigmata) on sale now right next to the "billy" and "carlos" anatomically-correct action figures at your local "bookstore"
XING
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PED
#21re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:33pm
DBilly, didn't you know Jesus was Aryan? Blond hair, blue eyes, nice white skin...just like all good Hebrew people!
#22re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:35pm
Well, growing up in the United States, that is what I always assumed...
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#23re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:25pmCertain communities in this country would have heart attacks if they ever realized that Jesus was brown-skinned.
Falsettoland
Leading Actor Joined: 2/19/05
#24re: If I had been elected Pope...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:54pmI am still laughing over the Pope-aba pic. That's brilliant.
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."
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