If I had been elected Pope...

#1

If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:41pm

...I would have taken the name "Ular."

Then I would be Pope Ular.

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"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#2

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:43pm

hahhahaa you're great billy :P

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#3

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:47pm

And I just KNOW You'd teach the proper ploys to be good with boys, eh? :)

#4

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 7:49pm

I wonder whether how many people would notice if someone did that..

#5

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:03pm

"Pope Ular. You're gonna be Pope U-U-lar!"

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#6

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:26pm

Now, if I were feeling a little more motivated today, I'd make a photomanip of a witch in a Pope hat. As it is, I'll settle for that very amusing mental image.

#7

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:49pm

#8

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:50pm

haha thats so great. I love the picture!

#9

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 8:51pm

Hahaha....thanks for that, Mythus.

Personally, I would take the name Secret.

Pope Secret.

Get it?

Yeah, so I stole it from the Daily Show...I still thought it was genius.

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#10

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Posted: 4/19/05 at 9:03pm

Too funny!

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"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#11

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 9:08pm

Sporkie, I can understand why you wouldn't realize this, but "popular" was a widely used term even before WICKED. So in answer to your question, everyone would notice.

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#12

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:27pm

oh, Dbilly! U silly boy!

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#13

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 10:38am

I had to find something about which to laugh after they announced the new pope!

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"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#14

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:25am

i would take the name "Anarope"

then i could be Pope Anarope.


**i'm still pulling for bob. Pope Bob, or Bob Pope to my friends (i.e non-gays).

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#15

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:42am

I would prefer "tart" or "eel" personally.

Pope tart.

or

Pope eel (first name Ron).

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#16

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:26pm

There have been a bunch of Innocents as pope, but I'd want to be the first Pope Guilty.

#17

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 2:50pm

I'd open a concession

#18

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Posted: 4/20/05 at 2:52pm

Joey - LOL! Is it me, or does the Mary doll look like a young boy?

#19

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Posted: 4/20/05 at 2:53pm

OOOooo, she DOES! a little eskimo boy!

#20

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:02pm

Jesus had blue eyes?!?

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"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#21

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Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:08pm

Jesus dolls (with removable stigmata) on sale now right next to the "billy" and "carlos" anatomically-correct action figures at your local "bookstore"

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#22

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Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:33pm

DBilly, didn't you know Jesus was Aryan? Blond hair, blue eyes, nice white skin...just like all good Hebrew people!

#23

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:35pm

Well, growing up in the United States, that is what I always assumed...

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"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#24

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:25pm

Certain communities in this country would have heart attacks if they ever realized that Jesus was brown-skinned.

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#25

re: If I had been elected Pope...

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:54pm

I am still laughing over the Pope-aba pic. That's brilliant.

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