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#1

If McCain loses

If McCain loses tomorrow, will he revert back to the 'maverick' he actually was (through 2000), or will he continue to play to the conservative base of his party (post y2k)? He would be up for re-election in 2010, and could face popular governor Janet Napolitano, who is term limited.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#2

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He does not have any maverick credibillity and will be judged harshly if he loses. I do not think he will have any power in the Senate.
#3

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Watching him in these final days I wonder if he will even serve out his Senate term if he loses. I think he'll retire, maybe even tomorrow night.
#4

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Joe, I was just thinking the same thing. He is not a happy camper and the stress is getting to him. He should retire and buy a farm in Alaska!

Updated On: 11/3/08 at 01:04 PM

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I agree, if he loses IT'S A WRAP!!! Cut your losses and move on. Retire with some shred of dignity and just relax. I'm not quite 22 yet and I couldn't even handle the stress of this juggernaut of an election, I can only imagine the kind of toll it would take on someone who's 72.

However by the time 2012 rolls around who do you think McCain would endorse? Obama for a second term or his mistake of a VP nominee Palin. I mean essentially she kind of lost this for him with her "rogueness."
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#6

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I am thinking he might just choose to retire to Cindy's homeworld.
#7

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He could always get a job on QVC?
KFTC!!!!!
#8

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Joe, he'll go to the South side of Z-549 quadrant 3, just West of Krypton77 second star to the right and straight on till morning.


"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

Updated On: 11/3/08 at 01:34 PM

#10

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I always assumed Cindy's hometown was Stepford.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#11

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If McCain loses (oh happy thought!) he will suffer a stroke of epic proportions immediately following what slight non-commital concession speech he feels compelled to make. Blood will come gushing out of his eyes and ears and he will fall to the ground, a dessicated husk of his former self.

Cindi will not be able to contain herself, and will fall upon his remains and eat them with gusto before the horrified eyes of onlookers.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#12

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I am embarrassed by my own lapse in judgment. It was tasteless and childish when the Republicans mercilessly mocked Hillary Clinton and Theresa Heinz Kerry for some unflattering photos. I do not want to stoop to their level, mocking Mrs. McCain because of the way she photographs.
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Besides which, she's just a lovely woman.

#14

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Sarah will throw a bucket of water on Cindy and like burning plastic, she will melt into the ground. Cheno will suddenly appear on a bubble and declare that she is dead!
#15

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What do you mean "if"???
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#16

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Not Spooky or disturbing in any way.

#17

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"I always assumed Cindy's hometown was Stepford."

That's what I was thinking?

KFTC!!!!!
#18

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If he chooses to retire, then good luck to him and I hope he has a fulfilling retirement. But uh... just because 72 is pensionable age doesn't mean he's definitely going to drop dead in a couple of months because OMG HE'S SO OLD! Angela Lansbury's in her 80s and she's still doing Broadway. The Queen's in her 80s too, and it's only in recent years she's been reducing her monarchly duties, with no sign of abdication yet. 72 is kinda old, but it's not as old as quite a lot of people are acting like it is. O_o

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#19

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If he loses?!
#20

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I'm not talking about his age- I think if he loses he will be embittered and resentful, not old.
#21

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He's already embittered and resentful.

Feel free to mock Cindy for the way she photographs. There can be no high road when dealing with these scum. Mock away, they deserve it, and would certainly do the same to anyone else without hesitation.

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

Updated On: 11/3/08 at 03:13 PM

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