Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
How can he continue his search for Nicole and Ron's real killer?
If?
Featured Actor Joined: 12/1/08
"If" is right. Let's hope justice is served for once. We have in the country a justice-for-the-criminal system. Legal people bend over backwards for murderers and greedy CEOs.
IF OJ goes the prison, then accidents happen to guys like him. Just bad luck. Guards go on a smoke break in the foundry. And what-do-ya-know, some prisoners like OJ get ground up in the machinery.
Gosh, killer Jeffrey Dahmer met with death in prison. Seems like the more wicked the crime against women and children, the more "accident-prone" these killers are.
Oh well. That's show biz!
Oh, and how about an OJ Musical?
He is in prison now! No bail pending appeal.
How long before he has buttsecks?
The second Jack King is his cell mate.
Sock Puppet Buttsecks
Featured Actor Joined: 12/1/08
With your sock in his mouth?
This will stop him for his search for his wife's killer. He has visited many golf courses but the person has eluded him so far. Now OJ can no longer search.
What goes around comes around. For one tiny moment, I believe the american justice system got it right.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
"he has visit many golf courses but the person has eluded him so far."
Those ESL classes are really coming along.
Don't worry Roxy, you write pretty one day.
Featured Actor Joined: 12/1/08
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
As Seth Myers puts it "OJ Simpson may be doing time due to Theft and asult. But most importantly, MURDER!"
Updated On: 12/5/08 at 10:43 PM
And atop the normal justice system brand of justice, there's that beautiful bit of poetic justice with his conviction (not sentencing) being thirteen years to the day of his acquittal of the murders. There is justice sometimes. Oddly enough, I was in the courthouse a few floors below OJ watching it on the TVs they have up as it happened. I'm a runner for a law firm here in Vegas so I'm at the Regional Justice Center pretty much everyday. It was a madhouse here yesterday. A guy had a sign that said FREE OJ and I asked if he had also happened to have any free apple juice. 'twas fun.
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