If Women Ruled the World

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If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:27pm

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#2

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:28pm

Haha! That's really cute!

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#3

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:30pm

I love it! And it is so true.

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#4

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:30pm

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I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

#5

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:31pm

EEEP!

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#6

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:34pm

Lastly...

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I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

#7

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:34pm

Not to mention little things like no wars.

#8

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:35pm

Yeah, but one minute one country would hate the other and the next minute best friends forever.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#9

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:38pm

DGrant, I was thinking the exact same thing.

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#10

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/7/05 at 6:40pm

LOL! This is classic.

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#11

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 12:33am

oh my gosh, these crack me up! ...and now I need chap stick.

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#12

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 12:44am

If women ruled the world, twenty some odd days of the month there would be peace. For those other 3-7 days, there would be war, famine, destruction, and nukes going off anywhere.

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#13

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 12:46am

That's beautiful! I needed that after dealing with wretched *men* all day. I can't wait until I go back to school...we ain't coed until next year! Woohoo!

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#14

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 1:07am

Well instead of women ruling the world, how about Gay Men ruling the world?

All the charm and bitchiness of women, without that horrible week every month...

(I hope that doesn't anger/upset anyone)


These are so great though! So cute!

#15

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 2:53am

paradox, you do have an excellent point.

However, as a female, here's the problem. I'd get up, get dressed, and go outside. All the girls and I would look good, and then we'd look at all the amazingly coiffed and dressed guys, and go change our outfits. We'd never go outside again. At least not in my world. Plus, if you guys ruled the world, there'd be no straight men left (please insert Hugh Jackman joke here) for the straight women like me!

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#16

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 2:55am

very nice

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re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 2:56am

yes, there would be straight men.... the unattractive men.

#18

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 3:48am

Um.....*stamps foot* Excuse me?

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#19

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 5:21am

Spider I told you that no one would believe you're straight if you kept insisting on wearing that shirley temple number you're wearing.

Now I wanna hear Good Ship Lollipop from the top or no Catherine photos for you!

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#20

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 4:29pm

One more for you guys...

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I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

#21

re: If Women Ruled the World

Posted: 1/8/05 at 5:02pm

great thread! I love this and if women ruled the world, that would kick ass!

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