I wish I could have 3 row center broadway tickets for free for the next 100 years...oh yes and I do plan on living that much longer if free broadway tickets are involoved...In fact I believe free broadway tickets are like a secret fountain of youth...which is why critics live forever...croakin' out phrases like "why Good Vibrations why?!"
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space