#1
Posted: 8/4/09 at 12:20am
Why do you drink it till you're blind?
If you hate the taste of wine...
#2
Posted: 8/4/09 at 12:28am
If you're a vegetarian, why do you buy meat-flavoured veggie products?
#3
Posted: 8/4/09 at 3:31am
Conor Oberst, has anyone punched you in the face today?
No?
You want me to do it, you say?
Aw, geez.
Okay, I'll punch you in the face. Since your eyes beseech me so.
No?
You want me to do it, you say?
Aw, geez.
Okay, I'll punch you in the face. Since your eyes beseech me so.
#4
Posted: 8/5/09 at 7:08pm
If u don't want to get AIDS, why do you bareback anyways?
Updated On: 8/5/09 at 07:08 PM
#5
Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:33pm
Because condoms completely take away any and all feeling. Duh.
#6
Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:44pm
I never understood why it's become taboo to bareback in porn, but it's totally okay to blow someone unprotected. The sole purpose of wearing a condom is to encourage so-called safer sex, in case someone should be HIV+, right? HOWEVER, you can just as easily become infected by fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth -- or even through pre-cum -- and there's plenty of swallowing in porn, but it doesn't carry the stigma barebacking does. *shrug*
I, for one, wouldn't blow someone I didn't know, but I think there's a double standard there -- and by that I don't mean DP. :-P
I, for one, wouldn't blow someone I didn't know, but I think there's a double standard there -- and by that I don't mean DP. :-P
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#7
Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:49pm
"...fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth"
Call me.
Call me.
#8
Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:51pm
I sense a deletion here.
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
#9
Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:57pm
""...fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth"
Call me. "
And now you can come clean off my computer screen.
Call me. "
And now you can come clean off my computer screen.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#10
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:01pm
At least that's easier than wiping jizz off your keyboard.
Or so I've heard.
Or so I've heard.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#11
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:02pm
...and how do you know what's on my computer screen?
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#12
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:07pm
I didn't mean YOUR as in YOU specifically. I meant in general. I guess I should've used THE instead.
See, now you've killed the joke. Damn you!
See, now you've killed the joke. Damn you!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#13
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:42pm
If you get it on your keyboard you must have HORRIBLE aim.
#14
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:47pm
I do! You should see the floor around my toilet. :-P
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#15
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:48pm
Well you should see the wall behind my headboard
#16
Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:59pm
Wow.
And this became of: hating the taste of wine....
And this became of: hating the taste of wine....
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#17
Posted: 8/5/09 at 10:02pm
DAME would be so proud.
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#18
Posted: 8/5/09 at 10:16pm
is that nun blowing herself?
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
#19
Posted: 8/5/09 at 10:17pm
LOL. God, that made me laugh dramarama.
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