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If you hate the taste of wine...

If you hate the taste of wine...

If you hate the taste of wine...#1

Posted: 8/4/09 at 12:20am

Why do you drink it till you're blind?

If you hate the taste of wine...

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#2

Posted: 8/4/09 at 12:28am

If you're a vegetarian, why do you buy meat-flavoured veggie products?

re: If you hate the taste of wine...#2

Posted: 8/4/09 at 3:31am

Conor Oberst, has anyone punched you in the face today?

No?

You want me to do it, you say?

Aw, geez.

Okay, I'll punch you in the face. Since your eyes beseech me so.

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#3

Posted: 8/5/09 at 7:08pm

If u don't want to get AIDS, why do you bareback anyways?
Updated On: 8/5/09 at 07:08 PM

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#4

Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:33pm

Because condoms completely take away any and all feeling. Duh.

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#5

Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:44pm

I never understood why it's become taboo to bareback in porn, but it's totally okay to blow someone unprotected. The sole purpose of wearing a condom is to encourage so-called safer sex, in case someone should be HIV+, right? HOWEVER, you can just as easily become infected by fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth -- or even through pre-cum -- and there's plenty of swallowing in porn, but it doesn't carry the stigma barebacking does. *shrug*

I, for one, wouldn't blow someone I didn't know, but I think there's a double standard there -- and by that I don't mean DP. :-P


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#6

Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:49pm

"...fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth"

Call me.

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#7

Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:51pm

I sense a deletion here.


A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

re: If you hate the taste of wine...#8

Posted: 8/5/09 at 8:57pm

""...fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth"

Call me.
"

And now you can come clean off my computer screen.


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#9

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:01pm

At least that's easier than wiping jizz off your keyboard.

Or so I've heard.


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

re: If you hate the taste of wine...#10

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:02pm

...and how do you know what's on my computer screen?


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#11

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:07pm

I didn't mean YOUR as in YOU specifically. I meant in general. I guess I should've used THE instead.

See, now you've killed the joke. Damn you!


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#12

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:42pm

If you get it on your keyboard you must have HORRIBLE aim.

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#13

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:47pm

I do! You should see the floor around my toilet. :-P


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#14

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:48pm

Well you should see the wall behind my headboard

re: If you hate the taste of wine...#15

Posted: 8/5/09 at 9:59pm

Wow.

And this became of: hating the taste of wine....


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

re: If you hate the taste of wine...#16

Posted: 8/5/09 at 10:02pm

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

DAME would be so proud.


Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#17

Posted: 8/5/09 at 10:16pm

is that nun blowing herself?


A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

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re: If you hate the taste of wine...#18

Posted: 8/5/09 at 10:17pm

LOL. God, that made me laugh dramarama.


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