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#2

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

If you're a vegetarian, why do you buy meat-flavoured veggie products?
#3

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

Conor Oberst, has anyone punched you in the face today?

No?

You want me to do it, you say?

Aw, geez.

Okay, I'll punch you in the face. Since your eyes beseech me so.
#6

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

I never understood why it's become taboo to bareback in porn, but it's totally okay to blow someone unprotected. The sole purpose of wearing a condom is to encourage so-called safer sex, in case someone should be HIV+, right? HOWEVER, you can just as easily become infected by fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth -- or even through pre-cum -- and there's plenty of swallowing in porn, but it doesn't carry the stigma barebacking does. *shrug*

I, for one, wouldn't blow someone I didn't know, but I think there's a double standard there -- and by that I don't mean DP. :-P
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#8

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

I sense a deletion here.
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
#9

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

""...fellating someone if they blow their load in your mouth"

Call me.
"

And now you can come clean off my computer screen.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#10

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

At least that's easier than wiping jizz off your keyboard.

Or so I've heard.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#11

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

...and how do you know what's on my computer screen?


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#12

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

I didn't mean YOUR as in YOU specifically. I meant in general. I guess I should've used THE instead.

See, now you've killed the joke. Damn you!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#14

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

I do! You should see the floor around my toilet. :-P
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#16

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

Wow.

And this became of: hating the taste of wine....
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#18

re: If you hate the taste of wine...

is that nun blowing herself?
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

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