Ignoring the fact that I wrote something on it...
"Oh, really? Like to piss me off some more, huh? Huh?"
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)