"im a jeco bana am im hear to saie,if you dont want to go to school today.just take a bina and put it on the floor.and watch your teacher go flyin out the door"
It would be Idina talking: "Dear Lord, how many times is Elphieisperky going to do a Wicked icon for her avatar! It's driving me nuts! Hasn't she ever heard of Rent, Ave Q, or even Les Miz! God! And yes, I do look pretty in green."
"I'm DAMN talented and I have amazing stage presence, but don't be expecting no autographs after the show!"
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
"I'm the greatest actress of all time. I've been on broadway, I've had 12 oscar nomination, 4 oscars in total(I have the record), and I had an affair with a christian man. Its good to be me."