Well I for one am convinced, how could you not be?
I mean God must have made that perfectly formed object with a "pull tab top" just for me, just like everything else in all the world is also perfectly designed for me to shove in my face.
Like Oranges
I mean they are round so I can really get them to fit in my hands while I easily peel off that... thick hard skin... and now I'm squishing it... hey I got some skin off and...the white other layer of skin... now I can take a nice big bite... ACK it squirted in my eyes...
Well God seems to have screwed us over on that one, but never fear: everything else in all creation is made for us to feel the ridges of and then easily stuff in our faces.
The weirdest thing is that I see this video, and the hundreds of others like it, in many Christian circles and in totally non-ironic ways. I just can't conceive of who would think this is anything other than total gibberish.
Then I remember, people are as f***ing stupid as cows. Maybe that is what proves there is a God.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
Updated On: 9/24/09 at 01:38 AM