In loving memory of a soon to vanish poster....

I think this was written by his close personal friend Cole Porter....


He's TooDarnHot
He's TooDarnHot

I'd like to hear B-way scoop tonight
and get straight dope from an expert tonight
I'd like to hear the scoop tonight
and get straight dope from an expert tonight
but it's all just lies about Broadway tonight
cause he's TooDarnHot
He's TooDarnHot


I'd like know to what's shaking tonight
and get straight dope from Aaron Tveit tonight
I'd like to know where Steve's off to tonight
and hear the poop about Broadway tonight
but I don't know **** 'bout Broadway tonight
cause he's TooDarnHot!

And he's sticking to his story! Unbelievable!

I am fairly certain this particular poster is suffering from a mental illness.

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Did you have to use "loving" in the memory part.

More like an insipid gnat that flies into your eye.

Hahahaha.

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Whilst TDH has been rude to many others, he was once sort-of-friendly to me in a now-deleted thread.

It was unnerving. :-S

I didn't reciprocate. Honest, Guv.

Were the adopted crack babies a falsehood, too?

Joe, I was hoping when I clicked on this thread that you'd rewritten "Too Darn Hot" to reflect today. And you did! Genius!