Is Santa Gay?
Is Santa Gay?
#1Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:32am
Seriously, why no kids?
Married all those years. And I know the elves are all adopted so that couldn't be it.
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:35amhe has millions of kids all over the world.
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#3re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:36ammateo, that was beautiful.
Broadway Bound2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
#4re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:37amIf he is then Mrs. Claus has to be very surprised. I think they had no kids, because who in there right mind whould want kids when they have all those little elves running around all ready.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#6re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:38amAnd the atkins diet!
#7re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:38amI saw an Off-Off-Broadway show two years ago called SANTA CLAUS IS COMING OUT.
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#8re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:38am
Seriously, would you want to deal with kids all year round if you had to listen to a bunch of the little blighters whining about all the useless stuff they want for a month? Santa being childless doesn't make him gay, it makes him observant and intelligent!
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#9re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:39am
Santa loves the Jews!
he told me so.
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#10re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:40am
While you were spooning? I think that answers this thread's question.
Akiva
#11re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:41amthen why does he skip their houses matty?
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#11re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:41am
you're just jealous that he brings us presents.
all you have is CHannuklahahalkak Harry!
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#13re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:42amI think he brought up your presence matty.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#14re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:42amI edited it, shutup T!
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:42am
He skips the Jews houses cause they are too cheap to leave out cookies.
I kid, I kid.....
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#16re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:43am
but youre probably right.
*glares*
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#17re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:44am
How has santa's holiday colour scheme not been addressed?
It's fabulous.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#18re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:45amHE didnt design Christmas. Macy's and the Coca Cola Company did that.
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#20re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:47amLinnie!
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#21re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:47am
Ooh! Topical. This thread is getting edgy.
...please tell me Santa DID design his suit, at least?
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#22re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:49amHis original suit was Eskimoan - Macy's sent up the Red suit.
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#23re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:50am!!! And his boots?
#24re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:50amhis boots have always been leather
#25re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:51amWow, I walked right into that one.
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