I could do things to Jaily that would make him never want another man again...
But don't worry, my roommate is probably even less in need of conversion than Jaily. He's pretty much the gayest person I know.
And I'm not dumb, Jaily, I'm only reserving three or so bottles for myself. Actually, maybe four to be safe, but still, erring on the side of sobriety, right?
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.