I used to watch Laugh In on Nick when I was little. On one episode they flashed to JoAnn Worley who was just standing there holding two honeydews up in front of her. She just said, "heh heh heh, melons." I laughed for like 10 minutes.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
I had a major crush on my babysitter when I was just like five.
And now that I think about it -- a boy babysitter -- the guy was probably gay!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)