Yeah, I'm still riding off the high of my last procrastinatory success, in which I threw together a crappy, half-assed research project at the last minute the DAY OF my presentation to my class and was told by my professor that it was "brilliant" and that I "have a bright future in sociological research ahead of me."
Unfortunately, that's TOTALLY unrelated to the journalism paper I'm working on, but knowing that and
knowing that are two very different things. Oh well, at least my date's running late too, so I have an extra twenty minutes to write! Kudos, me.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.