you're all a bunch of whores. The whole lot of ya . . . and that is why I love ya so much.
How's your nephew, Deej?
Do you ever call the dog, Shia LaRuff?? or Lareouf, as it were. hehehe.
Nephew is better. Still running a wee temperature. Thanks for asking
I can no longer deny being a whore after my tv appearance yesterday. I have gotten the strangest messages from people I haven't heard from in years, though.
Akiva
Akiva, you have to actually have sex to be a whore.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
OK, so I thought we were leaving earlier. Guess not.
Oh, I will Jaily! Definitely!
True...What about a slut though? Do I qualify as a slutty virgin?
Akiva
Akiva,
A nice Jewish Canadian boy, who can put on a Santa suit AND design sets. Please marry me.
well, that's kind of an contradiction in terms, but ok. We'll go with that.
*fangirl alert*
I love Nick Lachey.
I'm back, and BOY am I tired! Dropping off sociology papers really takes it out of you!
...long line Scotty?
hehehehe
Mateo,
Well it IS legal here!
Akiva
*to no one in particular*
I'm the bigger whore.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I'm the BIGGEST whore!
*giggles*
what does it matter?
But really, based on what I know it's SM's title to lose.
I'd convert and move.
But you must allow me to celebrate the holidays in a way that resembles Christmas.
and you must keep the Santa suit.
Well... I'm the skinnier whore! I'm the Amy Winehouse to SM's Britney.
I hope your metabolism slows down.
Hmmm...I'm already sort-of dating a convert. I suppose I could add another to the harem. I'll have to ask her how she feels about it.
Akiva
Yeah, well, at least Britney's got the nice(r) teeth. Then again, Amy may give one hell of a gummer.
BTW: mateo, it's legal here, too.
Are you guys actually arguing about who is skinnier? And equating that somehow with personal worth?
Ouch, I just banged my head in this shallow pool.
Will someone please pull the f*ckin' trigger?
BANG!
Tonight is our next-to-last performance.
*applies waterproof mascara*
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