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#676

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:26am

36, 37 and 38 rock -- not at 39 yet so I have no personal knowledge. Real comfort in being past 35 and not yet 40...

"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#677

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:27am

G'Night JG2. Sleep tight. Sweet Sara dreams for ya.

"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

Updated On: 12/11/07 at 02:27 AM

#678

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:28am

and Scott Nothisrealname disappeared.

"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#679

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:30am

I think I scared him away. I've been told I have that effect on people.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#680

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:32am

I've been trying to multitask and failing at it miserably. It's good to know that I've been missed, though!

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#681

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:33am

Close your "naughty tabs" Scott Notyourrealname!

#682

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:34am

I missed the departure of my darling Ambuh?!?! *collapses into hysterical sobs*

And it's true...I've been trying to F*CK Foster for YEARS. He's one goddamn tough nut to crack.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#683

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:34am

Well, are you a top, man?

ETA: For Scott

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

Updated On: 12/11/07 at 02:34 AM

#684

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:35am

honey...go to Manhunt.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#685

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:35am

Yeah, I had to check some Sara related stuff before bed to ensure sweet dreams.

Night guys.

Night Joshie. *blows smooches!*

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#686

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:36am

You fail at multitasking? Remind me never to do a 69 with you.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#687

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:36am

I think Jaily has a list of "hopefuls" that he has taped to the headboard.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 12/11/07 at 02:36 AM

#688

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:38am

Oh, gosh.

Matty: I couldn't find a page dirtier than this if I tried!
Foster: Baby, I'm whatever you want me to be... in your head.
JG: Night!
SM: Oh, don't forget!

... never do a 69 with me!

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#689

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:38am

I was never one. Inexplicably.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#690

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:39am

Well, are you a top, man?

ETA: For Scott

Yes, dear, I know. :) You've spent the past 2 years making it abundantly clear that you would rather perform cunnilingus on Bea Arthur than bottom out for The Joshster.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#691

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:40am

In my head, in my something else. Roar.

#692

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:43am

Bwahahah I love how dirty this place gets in the wee hours. Beats the **** out of the HDT2 and HD-baiting threads during the day.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#693

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:45am

From your blog, in addition to sounding quite intelligent, you sound incredibly easy, which is a major turn on.

#694

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:49am

If there were such a thing as message board glory holes God only knows what would happen.

#695

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:49am

roar...

#696

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:51am

Really, Foster, take a cold one.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#697

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:52am

#698

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:52am

he means, take a cold... margarita.

#699

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:53am

HAH easy and intelligent? I'm not too offended by that... although if you saw my conquests, I think the more appropriate word is "accomplished."

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#700

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:58am

Sexual conquests?

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