Even my 86 year old parents who know NOTHING knew that, Austin.
I've had this before:
You KNOW I'm going to make this for Deet's next party.
A) The picture is huge.
B) EWWWWWWWW
EW!
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You would, Jaily.
I am completely fücking serious, y'all.
S'rsly.
You know you won't be invited if you do.
It will be my Special Jaily Upside-Down Surprise. You won't know until I get there.
You'll never get past Alphonso.
I'll make sure to miss the next party and be there for the party after that.
We should have a Spam party. Everyone brings a festive Spam dish.
And they sell $10 cans of Spam at Spamalot. Of course it's the Spam logo.
Oh, heavens. For those of you who are skeered of my Fabulous Special Spam Upside-Down Surprise Pie, I'll also make with the good stuff...
Sheesh.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I just talked to Linnie...he was on a pay phone, and said something about telling everyone that he's about to leave the US. I'm sure there was more, but it was so fuzzy, and he speaks SO fast! I feel terrible that I couldn't catch it all.
What a sweetie!
If I'm ever invited, I'll make my world famous bunny cake!
Sweet jesus god, what IS that fücking abortion?
And WHY is it in the microw...no, you know what, I just *don't* want to know.
I need a Xanax.
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I'm off to do homework.
Breathe, Jaily.
It started out really well, until I iced it. It was only in the microwave for the picture.
Here's what it started out as:
Oh m'stars.
It tasted soooooooo good, though! So sweet and delicious.
Ok jaily ... I'll come not but will still avoid the spam cake.
*the talented cows refill cocoa and skate around*
If I DID do something like that (and you KNOW I WOULD), it would be ENTIRELY for dramatic effect. I wouldn't expect anybody to actually EAT it...
...though, you KNOW how drunk we get at these parties. Drunk people will eat anything.
Avatarians, if I know your email, pics have been sent!!
Stagey, PM me your email Addy. Same for Shamey.
How very Fatal Attraction.
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