I've always been half in love with Jon.
It's the
incredibly cerebral thing that I am drawn to.
Therefore, I inevitably lust after smug, condescending, arrogant, smarty-pant-types; more so than anything other attribute about a person -- including gender and sexual identity.
Jon Stewart most definitely ranks high on that list.
"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that."
~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.