That would be an odd place to be looking for a doorknob.
I, er, um...well, you see, I was...oh, dammit.
You felt me up, rath?? i know you had my cherry, but I seem to have forgotten the groping part. I was very drunk so that often happens. I know jaily copped a few feels, but that's to be expected!
"sometimes you feel like a nut. sometimes you don't."
Rath..we all know that Jaily feels everyone up....well, not me of course...I must repulse him.
Boobs, he didn't feel me up either. He was too busy elsewhere, thank God.
*pokes head in*
Good afternoon, you wacky touchy-feely gang...
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
new victim to be touched and felt!
Honey, I've been touched and felt so many times that I don't even care anymore...
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Okay, off to the photo shoot.
'later
"He was too busy elsewhere, thank God."
Why does D2 hate me so much? Seriously...
But you haven't denied not wanting to feel up Boobs!
Didn't Boobsy f*ck me already? *sigh* I need to go check my Excel spreadsheet again...
now now Jaily, think of the children!
Hey, I censored!!! Whattya want?
**hugs jaily**
Are we crabby today???
I am not crabby!! D2 thinks I'm a hideous monster and Harris wants me to come to...to...FLORIDA, for god's sake!! Wouldn't YOU be a little upset? :-P
i still love you!
Oh, Tink! I do have to meet you!
God bless you...that thing is FILTHY!!!!!!
I want it. Now.
funny. i don't remember getting an invitation. and i was in the city on saturday. the lower east side to be exact.
Only the filthiest for my dirty boy!
SOMMS - any reason in particular?
Jaily we'll split that dirty while you look over that spread sheet of yours..and I mean SPREAD sheet.
The one you so viciously DESTROYED last weekend was about that dirty...it was beautiful. AND YOU KILLED IT!!! *weeps inconsolably*
I love all things dirty and filthy. Howdy Jaily!
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