'Morning, guys!
Hey Foster!
Whatup, buddy?
Just steeling myself to spending the day with a bunch of toddlers and their emotionally needy mother.
You?
Trying to decide if I should bother going to the CRY-BABY box office this morning to see if they implemented a rush policy so I could get a ticket for tonight, or just waiting to see if it pops up on my papering service.
Who are the toddlers and mom?
Friends of ours. I used to work with the father, and generally I like them. But the mother has Munchausen's by proxy, and there isn't an illness or allergy these kids haven't had. Plus she has food issues. And I'm just not in the mood for that crap today.
I think you're going to have more fun than I am today.
Sounds like a ball Deet.
You have no idea, Taz.
I think I'd gladly trade places with you today Deet.
Uh-oh. What's on your intinerary today Wiz?
How quickly can you get to Westchester?
Wait a minute, what are YOU doing, Wiz?
poor Deet. I feel for you. We are on break so I thought I'd drop in. morning foster & wiz
I'm not doing anything. I've got a scratched eye. It's loads of fun.
Like on the cornea?
The mother would have a field day with that, Wiz. She'd diagnose you, tell you everything you could and should be doing, probably offer to drive you to the emergency room, then push you into the car (stuffed in the back seat with the three toddlers) when you said you didn't want to go, and then spend the entire time complaining about her relationship with her own mother and how she's not going to repeat the same mistakes with her own kids, while at the same time she's screaming at the kids and doing to them EXACTLY what she says her mother did to her.
Good times.
Well, it sounds more interesting than my trip to the doctor, that's for sure.
taz, I think so, but the doctor didn't specify.
But, I at least am not at rehearsal.
Good tazberations on the way Wiz.
Deet, that is hilarious.
yeah.
Well, we're off. See y'all later.
*heads out, walking tall and proud, as if on the way to the scaffold*
Hey guys!
I slept from 11 to 8! WOO HOO!
*the cows bring lemonade for all
Is it pink?! I love pink lemonade!
Do you know why?
Because it's pink!
Thanks Harris!
For your trouble, an Australian field.
wooo hoooo
i'm doing absolutely NOTHING today. family left at 6 this morning. i'm catching up on sleep.
Sleep is really, really good.
Especially when you're an insomniac.
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