Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
You're Mark, dear, the "gay" one. And you should get to know the Boyz. I love them so.
Akiva, that's a stunning picture.
Hello peeps.
My hair stylist just called. Bitch got caught up in limo traffic. If she's late I'm gonna have that peon fired!
Limo Traffic.
That's excellent.
You decided which gown to wear tonight, Taz? It's the Oscars, after all. Can't look dowdy like you usually do!
Taz is such a diva!
I entered last week's One Week Challenge over on SimplyScripts.com. There were two rules: 1) the theme had to be a prison cell and 2) it had to be a drama.
I consider myself a pretty smart guy when it comes to symbolism and metaphors and thinking outside the box and all that. I wrote about the final moments of the people aboard the Mary Celeste. I took what made a prison cell - confinement and put them in a lifeboat.
In the reviews, I'm getting panned because it doesn't fit the theme.
I guess that's what I get for being creative. I wasn't the only person to think metaphorically. Another guy wrote about the survivors of a nuclear war and they had to get out of the barren waste dump known as L. A.
Go here to read my script
Who will you be wearing this year Tazzy? I was so embarassed for you last year when you wore that swan gown! I can't believe you had no idea that Bjork already got crucified for wearing that! Time to fire that stylist!
I'm chose a sleek Armani number scott. It makes my ass look great!
Is that a banana is his pocket, or is he just excited to see us?
if that's he dingaling then he is HUGE
He's probably excited to see me - I KILLED this morning. I was unexpectedly ON when I sang today! I didn't think I had the song down that well at all, but as soon as that spotlight hit - wow. It was one of those "flow" experiences.
I'm just a Broadway baby.
Hello Rathy!!
And...hello Prince Harry.
Hello Rozzy! Is your poster posted here somewhere? Shall I go back?
Hi Rath!
Rath, not yet. I've seen the copy of it before it goes to print and gets nice paper. But I should be posting it some time this week.
I'm nerrrvous, haha.
How are you today, Rathy?
Has Stagey ventured over to the Avatar thread lately? I want him to see that Prince Harry pic.
Oof. Much as I wish that were actually Harry Jr., I can't even pretend that it could be.
And Taz, Armani? That's so "I'm George Clooney and I don't want to think about what I'm wearing."
I'm really good! I am thrilled with how I did this morning, as I said, and now I'm petsitting, so instead of being home in my crowded apt in Upper Mongolia, I'm in a huge duplex in midtown by myself (well, with a dog and cat). So yes, I'm great. How are you?
Scott: Why not? Looks like him to me.
Ugh. I'm so frustrated at these stupid reviews for my script.
Well, I suppose the inbreeding inherent in European royal families does produce certain genetic oddities (the Habsburg lip, those Medici bug-eyes), but I feel like a giant member isn't likely to be one of them. Also, the general drape of it doesn't seem to lead back to a central point.
that is some serious analysis.
Is anyone attending a festive viewing party tonight?
Congratulations Rath! I knew you'd kick ass.
Scott, I have always been true to Armani in my fshion.
Thanks for the faith, tazzy!
I invited my friend and her husband over tonight since their TV has been touch and go lately, haven't heard back yet though. I don't know if I'll watch if I'm here alone, I only saw two of the nominees and am not into awards shows anyway.
Just got back from painting the set for the Canadian Premiere of A Man of No Importance, and now I am off to the restaurant. Juggling two shows and a serving job may kill me, but at least I am making some cash and getting to do some theatre.
Akiva
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