Joined: 12/31/69
I don't know.
Pictures on Facebook? Sounds right.
Why? Am I being mean? I'm sorry.
Not as mean as me, DGG.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha, the red head right?
I love her...she's like 5'0" and a total bitch...but I love her anyhow. She talks **** about EVERYONE except me.
That's what we're here for.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Hmmm. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm thinking of a tiny blond. Who looks like a porn star. So, nevermind!
And the best part, Deet? I think I'm the only one who noticed! Or at least the only one acknowledging it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Meet Gwyn:
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Yeah, thats her. Her hair didn't look red. But now it does.
She looks scary. Like she ants to eat me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
If you have the pleasure of hanging out with her and I next you, you will learn to be scared of her. Especially when she's in a bad mood! OH SHIIIIIIT!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Hmmm. Sounds like maybe we'll get along!
I've returned from an exciting trip to get milk. Woo!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha, we'll see! She HATES female actresses. I think she's just inscure, but who knows?!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Well, I'm obviously an English major. What could she possible hate about that? Is she an MT?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Nope, she's an AT!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Oh! *sneer*
Just kidding! Well, she's scary as hell. I'll try and stay out of her way. Is she your new..."crush?"
Such drama in here. Friends being bought, couples breaking up, scott tanning instead of going to class.
How will we ever deal with it all?
See? This is just lending credence to my belief that relationships will be evolved out of the human race within a few generations. Either that... or we'll all be dead from the effects of global warming. Yay!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I agree, Scott. Lets all just have crazy wild sex until we die of exhaustion! Who's with me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Uhhhh...no. Nothing would EVER happen between Gwyn and I...just too awkward!
That's the best thing I've heard all day DGG! All problems would be solved in the world.
All problems except herpes.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Good point.
Is there something you're trying to tell us scott?
He has genital warts.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
I totally forgot MIDSUMMER opens tomorrow...ughh..now I really need to do laundry.
I think my genital warts had a party with my chlamydia and bred an entirely new STI. It's pretty sweet. Think they'll name it after me when it takes over the world?
samitis: a disease characterized by bleeding puss pockets and the the eventual loss of genetalia
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