HE HE reading the main board *shudders* today gives me a idea for a new musical called "Show Queens All a tizzy" it will be a review, and i will update it just like forbidden broadway.
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But what if I turn out like...*gasp* MY PARENTS?!?
Therapy is already in the near future thanks to those two. Ugh.
Never fear, DGG.
You will.
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Just for the record, IF any of you do end up married, NOTHING cuts closer to your partner's heart than calling them by their mother's name.
So I've heard.
For those of you coming to Seattle ... let me know when you're here!
Not sure "marriage" is for me, but being in a committed relationship is wonderful when you find a kindred spirit.
Will do, DD.
Oh ... and I fully know that I am my mother. With tinges of my father. I see it ... during our recent vacation back home, my friends were like "This explains so much!"
"Just for the record, IF any of you do end up married, NOTHING cuts closer to your partner's heart than calling them by their mother's name."
wait, what?
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Haha! I guess I already am my parents. My dad and I always think the same thing at the same time, and my mother and I can talk about anything...as long as she isn't being a bitch.
Which doesn't happen often, but when it does? Watch out.
i don't wanna get married.
I don't wanna be a wife.
I don't want children.
10 brothers and sisters -- I feel as if I've raised the whole world.
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Mateo - I just mean if you want to get their attention, call them by their mother's name (doesn't matter if their a guy, it still works - probably more so, actually )
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Someone who understands!
DG is right. And J2 has the scar to prove it.
Stagey, who are you kidding?
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Ehh, being married isn't so bad.
ohhh I see.
Woah Deet. Say no to spousal abuse.
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I'm digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole...
Just wait until someone calls you by your mother's name. Trust me, the reaction is pure instinct, there's no controlling it.
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Ultimately using that 'weapon' usually stops everything cold, and we erupt in laughter.
BUT, the point is made
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Yeah, well at least you don't sound like your mom.
Phone rings. I answer.
"Hi Maureen! So, today, bla bla bla! Bla bla bla bla..."
"I'm not Maureen. Hold one a second."
Every freaking day, without fail.
And the worst thing is that J2 was right - I did sound exactly like her.
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D2 - there's always a reason that punch gets thrown.
Dammit.
Updated On: 4/28/08 at 03:20 PM
The fun really began when I was able to call him by his mother's name - and he didn't even see it coming. His reaction was priceless.
And you're also right that now we use it to make a point, and we usually do burst out laughing.
*the cows bring in lemonade*
Shia and I just got back from the mail! We have one of those stupid big, ugly thigns at the end of the block, instead one in front of our house.
Anyway, Shia did great! There were some kids playing, and their mom and dad complimented him.
Then he got all kinds of freaked out when a truck drove by. Shia wasn't liking that at all.
I think we're all going to try to take a walk tonight, when the weather's cooler. There are some trails around the neighborhood.
It wasn't liking it when I was putting his harness on. He was biting and clawing and barking. My right hand's all scratched up.
It's so worth it, though.
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So cute!
We were driving up the street and saw a HUGE frog by the side of the road. So what does mom do? Stops the car, grabs the frog, and makes me drive home. I've never driven before! I was terrified.
The frog was cool, though.
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